Unatafuta mume,soma hapa

[sungura1980]

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!"
The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?

 

[poor]

hahaha! weweee haha!

 

[sungura1980]

hahaha! weweee haha!

Nadhani huyo ndo mwanaume aliyemtaka,hawezi kumpiga kwa kuwa hana mikono,hatamuacha kwa sababu hana miguu na then atamridhisha kunako 6*6 kwa sababu...........mpaka anaweza kutumia kugongea mlango!Let me guess 2metres long!Lol

 

[Daud omar]

Funny eeee.. jamaa mkoxgosho wake unabisha mpaka hodi?? dah!

 

[sungura1980]

Funny eeee.. jamaa mkoxgosho wake unabisha mpaka hodi?? dah!

Ndo maana yake!Ukisikia ko,nko,nko,nko,sio wote wanatumia mikono kugonga!!

 

[sverige]

Sasa kasisi wengine hatujui kilondon umetuacha njia panda ati

 

[sungura1980]

Sasa kasisi wengine hatujui kilondon umetuacha njia panda ati

Mkuu mi mwenyewe nimesoma St Kayumba,sshhh usiseme kwa watu,hiyo nimeicopy sehemu!

 

[Ngalikihinja]

A lady went to a newspaper firm to publish her story saying "I'm looking for a man who won't beat me, leave me and who will satisfy me in bed".Two weeks later she heard a knock on her door as she opened, she saw a man with no arms and legs and she asked, "How can I help you?"
The guy quickly answered, "I'm answering your request for a man."
The lady continued, "You have no arms!"
The guy answered, "I won't beat you".
Lady: You have no legs.
Guy: I won't leave you.
Lady: How will you satisfy me in bed?
Guy: What do you think I was knocking with?

Si kwa huyo tu, wanawake wengi hawajuwagi wanataka nini.... Wakipewa walichoomba huwa wanakikataa... Mpaka sielewi wanataka nini...

 

[sungura1980]

Si kwa huyo tu, wanawake wengi hawajuwagi wanataka nini.... Wakipewa walichoomba huwa wanakikataa... Mpaka sielewi wanataka nini...

Ni vigumu sana kuwaelewa mkuu,ndo maana biblia inatuambia kuwa tunatakiwa kuishi nao kwa akili sana!

 

[tinna cute]

Lol hii kali.

 

[Elungata]

Lol hii kali.

hahaha ,naona mrembo uliwahi sana
,kwani hujapata bado?.

 

[maria pia]

Lol
Afanaleki!!!!!

 

[sungura1980]

Lol
Afanaleki!!!!!

Vipi kwani hafai huyo mume?