ukiona mtu anasema sikusikii......

[Pota]

ni kawaida kwa watu kupigiana cmu then wakaanza maongezi kwa salamu nk kamailivyo jadi yetu.
cha kushangaza ni kwamba kama mmojawapo anadaiwa mathalani hela, utashangaa kusikia
akisema; umesema... ehee....sikusikii.... unakatikakatika.....ongeza sauti.......hapa pana kelele
........network iko low kabisaa......ntakutafuta badae.......chaji inakata.....nk. hapo ujue mtu anakwepa madeni. kwanini
network isumbue ulipoanza kudaiwa?

 

[Jaluo_Nyeupe]

hii ipo pia kwenye mapenzi. Nyumba ndogo inapopiga simu mbele ya waifu utasikia mume anaanza....alooo....alooo....alooo hebu ongeza sauti. Haloo.....network naona mbovu hebu nitakutafuta baadaye.

 

[Safety last]

Niliwahi pigiwa simu na boss sipo job nlimrushaa mpaka mwenyewe kaseize .nlitoa haloo ishirini kidogo

 

[Dr.Chichi]

He he he ndo maana tunaitwa wabongo kwani hii yote ni uwezo wa kutumia bongo wakati wa kudanganya

 

[Manyanza]

hii ipo pia kwenye mapenzi. Nyumba ndogo inapopiga simu mbele ya waifu utasikia mume anaanza....alooo....alooo....alooo hebu ongeza sauti. Haloo.....network naona mbovu hebu nitakutafuta baadaye.

nimeipenda hii

 

[Katavi]

Niliwahi pigiwa simu na boss sipo job nlimrushaa mpaka mwenyewe kaseize .nlitoa haloo ishirini kidogo

Ahahahahaaaahh!!!

 

[Mosachaoghoko]

mara utamsikia mwingine akisema wewe nii nani mbona umekosea namba

 

[Mpui Lyazumbi]

Unasema? Kuna msiba! Kwa hiyo mko mochwari, au? Mbona sikupati vizuri? Teh teh...

 

[PSYCHOLOGY]

Unasema? Kuna msiba! Kwa hiyo mko mochwari, au? Mbona sikupati vizuri? Teh teh...

Hii nimeipenda...hasa ikiwa umekutana na mtu anaekudai...hapo lazima umtoke kiulaini...tena unamwambia ''ntakutafuta baadae''.

 

[Kafuta]

Jf kuna vichwa vya nguvu tena vinafurahisha,cjapata kuona..yaan unacheka kabisaaa...na kuongeza cku za kuish.

 

[PSYCHOLOGY]

...ni dalili ya matatizo tu!.

 

[Mpui Lyazumbi]

Hii nimeipenda...hasa ikiwa umekutana na mtu anaekudai...hapo lazima umtoke kiulaini...tena unamwambia ''ntakutafuta baadae''.

Haijatoa jina, c unajua dabo line? Waambie cheque yangu tayari na after twenti fo hrs nita offset madeni yote. Tuma sms kama hunipati vizuri.