Uchumi Wa Kuuza K Unavowatoa Watu Kimaisha Bongo. Hutoamini.

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Igweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Leo nilikuwa Karambezi hapo Sea Cliff, jioni tu kupitisha mda nianze kuingia viwanja vya maana. The thing about Karambezi is very affordable, like for 50K unaweza kunywa Margarita or Cocktails hata 3 na chakula. Hii mainly kwa sisi tunaopata entertaiment expense account kwenye account zetu, kuentertain suppliers, clients. You just go and chatge the company later. Sasa mwaka huu my tab imekatwa imebaki robo, hapo ujanja sinaaa, zaidi ya kuzijua sehemu affordable. Since nishafanyaga kwenye kampuni za vinywaji, it was my job then kwenda kwenye hizi hotels, restaurants, lounger, casino, bar for customer relationship meetings so najua sehemu nyingi, rates etc coz i used to keep their menu kuona prices wanazouza drinks zetu.

Sasa nikiwa Karambezi, kachoo kao kamejibanaa hatari, akaja mdada akanivagaaaa! Tobaaaa! Hapo na mawazo yangu nichukie hela niondoke au nibakie kwenye management ya wajerumani, ambapo hata entertainment tab unapewa robo jst like that sasa sijui hao clients uwapeleke kwa mama ntilie. Nyau wakubwaaa. Akanivagaaaaa, dada nimelewa sanaaa naomba nipeleke kwangu will pay you $500, mmmmmmh! Nikaona huu utapeli mpya mjini nini? Hapo ukimpeleka wanakupeleka porini wanakukomba kila kitu.

Nikamchunia tuuuu. Akakomaa, kalewa njwiiiii, kafungua pochi lake, look, look i have $5000 kaanza kuhesabu. Tobaaaaa! $5000 kweli. Manake kwenye mkoba katoa bunda la $100 kama 30, na kwenye chupi ana $2000 kazikunja kunja tu. Loooooooh! Jicho lilintokaaaaaa. Nikasema sijui nikakabe haka huku chooni nichukue huo mpungaaaa, maninaaaa. Asubuhi naenda kumtukana mjerumani J4. Nikamuepusha shetani nikatoka baru kule chooni.

Ila nikawa nafatilia ni nani yule mdada anatembea na $5000 kimaandazi na hana 24yrs yuleeee. Baadae nikaona wahudumi wa Karambezi wamtoanje ila aliwadanganya ana $2000 tu, sasa sijui walimpeleka wapi, maana alikuwa hata hajisomi. Na kama hawajamuibia sijuiiii. Maana kesho hata hakumbuki. Ndo figisu figisu ni kuwa kanajiuza tu mitaa ile kale kadada. Daaaaah!

Nikawaza tu mtu, you go to school, you hustle, unasoma madude magumu, una persvere unaweza hata usipate kazi, au ndo ukapata kazi zetu za $300. Hahaaaaa! Na familia yako. Ukibahatika ndo $1000 kwa siku 30. Dont mention the hours you put in kwenye hio job. Kutembea na $5000 kwenye pochi sahauuuuuuu! Bank tu hiko koasi kama Mungu akikujalia kukishika hakikai hata mwezi humo. Sasa mtu kama yule dada bank ana bei gani labda? Duuuuuh! Acha hizi trip za nje wanazopiga za dubai, wapi wapi kula bata tu. Sema tu hela ya kuuza papa hela ya shetani huifanyii kitu. Ila memories tu unajenga maghorofaa ya memories.

Kuna Mnigeria buzi langu la mda, sema nilikuwa sijaliwekea maanani maana nililiomba $3000 likaniambia njoo Dubai, nikawaza yani nikaliwe kwa $3000 tu bora niendelee kumuomba Mungu tu. Nime li skype aiseeeeee. Sahivi naenda nalo sambamba nini Dubai nitalifata mpaka Lagos.

IN THIS LIFE YOU GET FEW CHANCES IF YOU DONT GRAB THEM BY THE BALLS YOU WILL END UP WONDERING HOW YOU BECAME SECOND RATED.

Dont pay attention, it just me, couple of coktail, and work stress thinking! JESUS IS ALIVE AND COMMING TO PUT $10000 IN YOUR ACCOUNT. Happy Easter.
 
Ahahaaaaaa, kauli ya Mkapa (UCHUMI MNAO MMEUKALIA) naona baada ya miaka 20 imeanza kufanya kazi.
Ok, sasa tupiamo na kapicha tuone uchumi wenyewe kama unalipa, maybe we can talk about resdent investment permit lol!!

Ungeuona huo uchumi uliokuwa unajiparade drunk and lost na $5000 huwezi hata kuungalia mara 2. Wanasema RINGIA BAHATI, USIRINGIE UZURI MAANA HATA TWIGA ANAO ILA HAUJAMNUFAISHA LOLOTE.
 
Ungeuona huo uchumi uliokuwa unajiparade drunk and lost na $5000 huwezi hata kuungalia mara 2. Wanasema RINGIA BAHATI, USIRINGIE UZURI MAANA HATA TWIGA ANAO ILA HAUJAMNUFAISHA LOLOTE.
Tangaza tenda tafadhali.....
 
Je ww unauzur huo was kuuzika kwa bei hiyo?? mm sinza nachukuaga totol kal kwa elf 30 tu....usiku mzima....

It all comes down to MARKETING! Wewe unahisi Mwamvita was worth all tjose $$$ za XHubby na Muitaliano? NOPE! Huko Sinza wako 1000 wa kumzidi Mwamy but watakufa huko huko Sinza. LIFE IS NOT FAIR, HAS NEVER BEEN FAIR, WILL NEVER BE FAIR. SAD!
 
Kuna vitoto vinakamata pesa ambayo kidume mimi kuipata nipambane au nipge dili zangu illegal za zamani ila K tu just K inanunua gari,inajenga,inawekeza,inasomesha...Acha K iitwe K na Tgo ndo inawaongezea mtaji pia..kuna wanawake ni dhahabu inayotembea ila hawajijui tu

Umeonaaaaaaaa! HASWAA UKIACHA HIZI NADHARIA ZA KUKOPESHA NA KUSAIDIA VIDUME. HAPA KAZI TUUUUU. Pesa mbele kama tai.
 
Aiseee, kweli wanadamu tunatofautiana sana, yani sijawahi kutoka na 'Ze changuz' aise.

We kopa tuuuu, na kula watoto kisanaaaaa. Nchi huru hiii. Ze changuz wanatoka kimaisha, zeee mama hurumas wanazalishwa tu bila mpango, na wakiolewa ndo kulishwa mchicha kiluvyaaa, kama mbuzi. Hahahaaaaaa! Jamani blame it on the alcohol not me! Hahahaaaaa!
 

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