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MAN WITH PENIS STUCK IN PIPE FOR
TWO DAYS HAS THE WORLD'S
WEIRDEST EXCUSE
Last updated on 12 Jun 2014 10:29
Quanzhou, China: A Chinese man was
left red-faced after getting his penis stuck
in a pipe for two days.
Lian Tien came up with possibly the
world's most bizarre excuse for the
embarrassing blunder - he was painting in
the nude and slipped.
The 61-year-old said his 'private parts'
became stuck in a pipe sticking out used
to take water from the building's air
conditioning unit.
But he thought nobody would believe his
story - so he stayed there for two days until
he developed a fever and called doctors,
who suggested they call for backup from
the fire brigade.
Doc Dewei Yuan said: "The member had
swollen so much that there was nothing
more we could do, and we had to ask for
help."
Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four
hours to cut off the pipe around the
patients genitals.
An embarrassed Tien said: "It was hot so I
was painting the wall in the nude, and I
slipped on the floor causing my private
parts to fall inside the pipe that was
protruding from the wall to take water
outside from the air conditioning unit.
Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result."
"I thought that no-one would believe me
and I tried everything I could think of to
get the damned thing off once it had got
stuck.
"I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil
and liquid soap down the sides but my
manhood was so tightly wedged that
nothing dripped down.
"I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it
would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get
red and inflamed. I was worried that I
would get a terrible infection."
OTHER STORIES: CRAZY WORLD
Man with penis stuck in pipe for two days
TWO DAYS HAS THE WORLD'S
WEIRDEST EXCUSE
Last updated on 12 Jun 2014 10:29
Quanzhou, China: A Chinese man was
left red-faced after getting his penis stuck
in a pipe for two days.
Lian Tien came up with possibly the
world's most bizarre excuse for the
embarrassing blunder - he was painting in
the nude and slipped.
The 61-year-old said his 'private parts'
became stuck in a pipe sticking out used
to take water from the building's air
conditioning unit.
But he thought nobody would believe his
story - so he stayed there for two days until
he developed a fever and called doctors,
who suggested they call for backup from
the fire brigade.
Doc Dewei Yuan said: "The member had
swollen so much that there was nothing
more we could do, and we had to ask for
help."
Firefighters in Quanzhou City took four
hours to cut off the pipe around the
patients genitals.
An embarrassed Tien said: "It was hot so I
was painting the wall in the nude, and I
slipped on the floor causing my private
parts to fall inside the pipe that was
protruding from the wall to take water
outside from the air conditioning unit.
Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result."
"I thought that no-one would believe me
and I tried everything I could think of to
get the damned thing off once it had got
stuck.
"I cut it from the wall and tried pouring oil
and liquid soap down the sides but my
manhood was so tightly wedged that
nothing dripped down.
"I went to sleep thinking that if I relaxed it
would slide off. But it didn't. It began to get
red and inflamed. I was worried that I
would get a terrible infection."
OTHER STORIES: CRAZY WORLD
Man with penis stuck in pipe for two days
