Teacher Vz mwanafunzi kichwa!

jino kwa jino

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[h=6]Teacher: which crops do we import in Europe and brings income?
1st Boy: Coffee
Teacher: Good! then how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?
The same boy: two types
Teacher: very good and which ones are those.i want an answer from a different person, he picks an absent minded boy
the boy:Those types are Koffi Annan and Koffi Olomide[/h]

 

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MUMY A

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hahahahahahah........huyo kweli absent mind

 

Kiraka Kikuu

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Chapa fimbo hako katoto!

 

Kaliua urambo

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tehe! tehe! cough! cough!

 

Jaguar

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Kanatomboka nini hako katoto?

 

Pota

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jino kwa jino said:

Teacher: which crops do we import in Europe and brings income?
1st Boy: Coffee
Teacher: Good! then how many types of coffee do we have in Africa?
The same boy: two types
Teacher: very good and which ones are those.i want an answer from a different person, he picks an absent minded boy
the boy:Those types are Koffi Annan and Koffi Olomide

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tcha tcha .....kumbe naye ni what globally warming is? nadhani kuna tofauti kati ya imports na exports

 

Jakubumba

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Teh teh!

 

Washawasha

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hahahahah.Nalog off

 

Masikini_Jeuri

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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM
But he did not answer any question wrong!!
Qn.1 In which battle did the Napoleon die?
Ans= his last battle
...
Qn.2 Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Ans= at the bottom of the page
Qn.3 River Ravi flows in which state?
Ans = Liquid
Qn.4 What is the main reason for Divorce?
Ans = Marriage
Qn.5 What is the main reason for failure?
Ans = Exam
Qn.6 What can you never eat for Breakfast?
Ans = lunch and Dinner
Qn.7 if you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four
apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Ans = Very Large Hands

 

ha ha ha

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teh teh teh teh........Loading.....teh teh.....Network Failure!

 

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joollywood

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do! dat stude s gns

 

Ralphryder

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Teh teh teh! Aaaah! Raha sana! Sijajua sijui ni "import" au "export".!

 

DAWA YA SIKIO

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Ralphryder said:

Teh teh teh! Aaaah! Raha sana! Sijajua sijui ni "import" au "export".!

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Tehe tehe tehe! Piga "ana ana ana do ",utaijua !

 

MUREFU

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ha,ha,ha,haaaa.... Imetulia hii kwel

 

Kabakabana

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Hahaha basi vizuriii

 

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TUMY

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Huyo denti huyo,ila anaonekana yuko current

 

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Luluka

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Duh!kiinglish ndo kimenifurahisha hapa.

 

E Original

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Tcha baada ya lesson halifanya tathmini wanafunzi wa ngapi wameelewa?