Tabia Zisizopendeza Kwa Mwanaume Akishalewa.

[Karucee]

Haya, nitangulize kusema baadhi ya wanaume wakishaonja ka dirinki bwana wanakera. Wajirekebishe.

1. Bwana akishahisi tu nipo bwerere cha kwanza alikoholi bwana inashuka. Akienda toilet anaona kero kufungua zipu so anaiacha. Ama sijui anataka na mwenzie 'a rifreshi maindi'?
2. Ee bwana huyu bwana fulani siku zote sio mcheza mziki ila ngoja zikipanda anagundua mziki ni hobby yake ya siku nyingi. Sasa basi asicheze taratibu anawakobea kina dada. Anawagandamiza viuno halafu ana wa 'poke' kama mjamaa ameshaamka. Utafkiri yupo aerobics class gym.
3. Kutafuna ovyooo. Valuer ama Nyagi bwana ishakwangua tumbo. Lipo empty sasa bwana kazi ni kulaa tuu halafu table manners kuleeee.
4. Topic zote zinakuwa deleted inabaki ya kukutanisha nanilii tuuuu. Hajali kakaa na nani mh! Utafkiri anayaweza. Idiot.
5. Kufungua vifungo vya shati. Hako ka slinglet sasa alikovaa? Hako ka kifua ka kuwaonyesha watu sasa? Mh!
6. Nilimuonaga mmoja amevua viatu. Ameviweka 'parking'. Na aliviacha hapohapo.
7. Kulala juu ya meza na kukoroma hasaaa. I swear kama ni mtu wangu mi natangulia home.
8. Kulia. Kinachokuliza? Uchuro tu.
9. Kutema mate ovyoovyo. Yuck!!
10. Ugomvi. Kageuka Mike Tyson ghafla.
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[Karucee]

Aspirin

 

[Kongosho]

Mmh, kuongea kizungu cha ki Bishanga

 

[SnowBall]

ha ha ha ha..nitarudi soon Karucee kujaza nyama..
Hiyo namba 2 its like you were also somewhere i was yesterday...the guy danced every song was played..in reality he's not that good in dancing but you couldn't imagine how skillful he was after having some shots of tequila...lolz

 

[NATA]

Aspirin

Mh makubwa!

 

[NyotaMalaika]

hapo kwenye ugomvi jamani.....khaaa....yani anatafuta kisa chochote apigane....mimi simkatazi kupigana ila aoneshe uanaume wake,akipigwa ndo mwisho wetu....

 

[Leak]

Hahahahahahahaha
hapo kwenye kulia umenichekesha sana!

 

[Ndetirima]

Sio pombe peke yake hiyo, fanya uchunguzi utagundua.

 

[Purple]

mwingine akirudi home anawaamsha hadi majirani kwa makelele yake, afu unakuta akiwa hajanywa ni mtu na heshima zake dah! mwanaume mlevi hata wa bure no way labda apretend nije kujua tukishaoana!

 

[Karucee]

Hahha. Cha join ze dots.

Mmh, kuongea kizungu cha ki Bishanga

 

[Karucee]

ha ha ha ha..nitarudi soon Karucee kujaza nyama..
Hiyo namba 2 its like you were also somewhere i was yesterday...the guy danced every song was played..in reality he's not that good in dancing but you couldn't imagine how skillful he was after having some shots of tequila...lolz

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Hurry back.

 

[Karucee]

hapo kwenye ugomvi jamani.....khaaa....yani anatafuta kisa chochote apigane....mimi simkatazi kupigana ila aoneshe uanaume wake,akipigwa ndo mwisho wetu....

hahahaha. Sijui Jackie Chan ama Bruce Lee. Kudaadeki.

 

[akenajo]

Kukojoa ovyo vichochoroni

 

[unknown animal]

watu na maisha yao,tuangalie zaidi mfumo wa digital utatusaidiaje

 

[Mani H]

Umesahau hii kujisifia kuwa anahela au tajir wakat hamna kitu.

 

[Karucee]

Hahahahahahahaha
hapo kwenye kulia umenichekesha sana!

rutta, hujawahi mwaga chozi?

 

[Wi-Fi]

:becky::lol::laugh:😛ound::biggrin1:

 

[Karucee]

Sio pombe peke yake hiyo, fanya uchunguzi utagundua.

safari+valuer!! Ka bangi mbona freshi tu baada ya kilaji. Ama mix yenyewe ulimaanisha ipi Ndetirima?

 

[Karucee]

mwingine akirudi home anawaamsha hadi majirani kwa makelele yake, afu unakuta akiwa hajanywa ni mtu na heshima zake dah! mwanaume mlevi hata wa bure no way labda apretend nije kujua tukishaoana!

purple cheza mbali na mwanaume anayekutaka. Atafanya yote, ataficha makucha uje kuyaona ushawekwa ndani. Kuna mbinu nyingi za kuficha ulevi. Mfano kutafuna ndizi mbivu, iliki etc.

 

[Karucee]

Ee bwana karibu nisahau kutapika. Mh! Hivi hii ikifika hapa ni raha ama karaha.