Siku ya wanawake duniani

[Kiluuj]

Heri njema kwa mamangu mzazi, mke wangu, dada zangu, binti yangu na wanawake wote kwa jumla.

Nawatakia women's day yenye fanaka.

Kwangu mie kila siku ni siku yenu.

 

[rubii]

Asantee!

 

[jogi]

Nawatakia kujitambua kwa haraka kuwa wao hawawezi kuwa wanaume, wautumikie umwanamke wao kikamilifu bila kinyongo.

 

[anna mbuja]

Asanteee

 

[Lepanto]

Asantee!

avatar yako tuuu

 

[miss chagga]

na mimi pia asante

 

[Roger Sterling]

A good joke I read somewhere, and I like telling it over and over.

3 fellas came across a Genie. The genie promised to grant each, one wish.

1st guy said; "I wish I was 25% smarter. The genie blinked, and the man exclaimed! "I feel smarter already".

The 2nd one said; "I wish I was 50% smarter. The genie blinked, and the man exclaimed! "I know all I want to do now".

The 3rd one said; "I wish I was 100% smarter. The genie blinked, and the man turned into a woman.


Happy women's day to the only 2 women that get that joke. No, I'm just playing. Happy women's day.