Shule ya sheng iko wapi

[Dhuks]

I thought i was conversant with the language till i came through this post in facebook

manze mimi ukula ndimu sana niki kemba venye maboiz wanakulishwa pamba ghetto juu ya ku jog...

maboy mcheze chini Jo. hii form ya kuingia mboka mkinyamba area si bie hawa ma njege watukupa mbegu Jo.. kwanza wakijua uko na mic.....

ama ukikumbwa uskumwe mbwenya upigwe mvua mob sana zabalanga.... sakama wera Jo ata kama ni mjei uingize maweng zako safi , hauezi kosa gongoro kwa siku brazoo.. ata ukirombosa na ma yengs bukla inakua ni maweng ya jasho yako...
usitake kuishi maisha ya kismoothe ati unapiga luku , unatumia ka mkia na kwa marema ya yours una mbulu bwaku na system inachuna na huna tuki yoh. .

Sir jah atakubless uki piga husle ya yours bie...

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[mixx]

SHENG

 

[Lewis254]

aendelee tu kukula ndimu

 

[Jay456watt]

I am Kenyan but hardly got it..hio ni kali....msitembee na kamkia...mkule jasho yenu muingize maweng'...

 

[IamLee]

Haha kali man, labda usake sheng nation dictionarywww.sheng.co.ke

 

[Naja naja]

I didn't get you

 

[Iconoclastes]

Kulishwa pamba ni kudedishwa?

 

[mulanKE]

Me nimenyita yote

 

[MK254]

Sheng hubadilika kwa kila generation, maneno mapya hubuniwa kadiri muda unavyosonga. Tukiwa wadogo tuliwachanganya wazazi wetu, sasa ni zamu yetu kuchanganywa na kizazi kipya. Yaani nikikaa karibu na vijana wa kisasa huwa nabaki kudata maana sinyiti chochote.

Sasa hapo kemba, kulishwa pamba, mboka yaani noma.

 

[kevochoro]

Nimecheka.huyo msee anabonga story ya maboyz mtaani kukaa jobless na kuingilia udingo mwishowe wanadedishwa na makarau.imebamba

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

Nimecheka.huyo msee anabonga story ya maboyz mtaani kukaa jobless na kuingilia udingo mwishowe wanadedishwa na makarau.imebamba

Kudedishwa inakubamba msee

 

[Synod]

Aisee!

 

[kevochoro]

Kudedishwa inakubamba msee

No that.mleta mada ananikumbusha how non Kenyans always react on hearing Kenyans conversing in sheng.it reminded me on how some Ugandans were fascinated with the language when I visited kampala.Though its sophisticated, they liked it.they even came closer to our table so that we could teach them.Sheng is a Kenyan identify just like pigdjmi is to nigeria

 

[Lewis254]

Kuna Sheng ya (insert jina ya mtaa) lakini si wote tunaelewana ~Jua Kali.

 

[Dhuks]

niki kemba
ku jog
mboka
mic
ukirombosa
just to name a few. I thought i had a 30% understanding of sheng but this variety man i can hardly get 10%. I got the gist of the story but the words were so alien

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

No that.mleta mada ananikumbusha how non Kenyans always react on hearing Kenyans conversing in sheng.it reminded me on how some Ugandans were fascinated with the language when I visited kampala.Though its sophisticated, they liked it.they even came closer to our table so that we could teach them.Sheng is a Kenyan identify just like pigdjmi is to nigeria

Mngeweza kutumia sheng kutengeneza commercial movies (like Bongo Movies in Tanzania) naamini movies za Kenya zingependwa sana in the region...

 

[kevochoro]

Mngeweza kutumia sheng kutengeneza commercial movies (like Bongo Movies in Tanzania) naamini movies za Kenya zingependwa sana in the region...

A good idear in deed however the problem with sheng is how it changes rapidly and how people incorporate the new vocabularies depending on how cool it is.for example,matatu,nganya,manyanga,,mat and mathree,mean one thing.Nairobi' is the sheng city, the sheng there is too complex as compared to other towns.there are other vocabularies which even some Kenyans from other towns do not understand.another problem is that our schools also shan it claiming that its doesn't help students speak good swahili hence lacking a cariculum.But with all these setbacks,sheng bado imesimama

 

[Sammuel999]

Najua Yengs ni madem

 

[Sammuel999]

Naelewa half of what he says lol

 

[ojey]

I understood most of what he said.