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- Dec 20, 2010
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He said... Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
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What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
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Should Women Have Children After 35?
Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!
She said... No stupid, I'd love u no matter who left you the money!
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.
[/TD]
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] [/TD]
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!
Museum administrator: That's a 500 year old statue you've broken.
Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one!
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] [/TD]
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] Q: Why doesn't the India law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence!
[/TD]
[TD="width: 100%, bgcolor: #FFEAFF, align: center"] [/TD]
Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks.
Now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs
Some Realties of Life. "U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id"
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story! But I'm only a cartoonist!