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JOHN: Dad I want to marry SARAH. [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Dad: No ways my son, SARAH is your sister, her father was working[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]in JHB so I had a relationship with her Mum and She gave birth to SARAH,[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]but pleas don¿t tell your Mum.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN: Okay Dad.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Six months later JOHN had courted another lady called MARY.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN: Dad I have MARY now and I want to marry her.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Dad: Son she is also my daughter, Her father was also working at the Mines[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]so I impregnated her Mum, please don¿t tell your Mum again.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN had no option but to let his Mum know about this.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN: Mum I wanted to marry SARAH but Dad told me that She is his child,[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]after that I turned my affection to MARY, but again Dad told me the same story! What is happening?[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Mum: Don¿t worry my Son, go on with your plans, you can marry either between the two.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN: How? I can't Mum coz they are both my sisters.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]Mum: You are not his child; He used to sleep out so JOSEPH our neighbour is your father.[/FONT]
[FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]JOHN fainted.[/FONT]
 
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