Samaki samaki Samora, itanivunjia ndoa yangu

[dickdickinyo]

Aisee huyu Mzungu Mmasai ataniletea majanga kwa wife kitendo cha kufungua tawi hapa opposite na ofisini imekuwa shida kwangu.

Wakati wa lunch lazima nizimue kidogo.Jioni nikitoka ofisini ndiyo nakaa hapo hadi usiku napata vitu huku nikicheki watoto wazuri, wife akihoji kwanini nachelewa, namjibu nilkuwa nasubiria foleni ipungue.

Sasa Jana nimerudi akahoji, hiyo foleni nimeanza kusubiria wiki hii tu?Mbona siku za nyuma nilikuwa nawahi home. Nimetoka asubuhi Leo nimemwacha kanuna balaa.

 

[Snipper]

kwa hiyo tumfanyeje mke wako? na sisi tukazugezuge kwa mkeo?

 

[Ndakilawe]

Baba Swalehe!

 

[BigBro]

Siku zote unatakiwa kuwa Vague kwa mkeo!

 

[Gilbert A Massawe]

Ifm wanafunzi wamekwisha pale

 

[pitbull]

ni samaki samaki ya diamond plaza kama ni hiyo tukutane hata leo tupate moja baridi

 

[Roger Sterling]

Hahaha. Dickinyo blues 101. Been a while mtu mzima.

 

[Sweet16]

ujinga tu

 

[The Monk]

Sasa hapo samaki samaki inahusikaje na ndoa yako? Sema wewe ndio unaivunja ndoa yako.

Watu wengi wanafanya kazi posta tena wengine kwenye jengo hilohilo ilipo samaki samaki na bado haiwavunjii ndoa zao. Badilika mkuu!

 

[Nasolwa]

Ulitaka mkeo akuchekee kwa kuchelewa kurudi home kwa sababu zisizo na msingi. Acha upuuzi wewe

 

[donbeny]

Hapa ni wewe unatafuta sababu ya kula beer karibu na vimwana ,,,,,,,chaguo ni lako mkuu,

 

[Mokoyo]

Baba Swalehe

 

[MTUSUAJI]

Ukimaliza kura bia utaanza kula warembo ili foleni ipungue

 

[NIMPENDENANI]

Looo,Asara.......

 

[Madame S]

Aiseeee

 

[rust]

Aisee huyu Mzungu Mmasai ataniletea majanga kwa wife kitendo cha kufungua tawi hapa opposite na ofisini imekuwa shida kwangu.

Wakati wa lunch lazima nizimue kidogo.Jioni nikitoka ofisini ndiyo nakaa hapo hadi usiku napata vitu huku nikicheki watoto wazuri, wife akihoji kwanini nachelewa, namjibu nilkuwa nasubiria foleni ipungue.

Sasa Jana nimerudi akahoji, hiyo foleni nimeanza kusubiria wiki hii tu?Mbona siku za nyuma nilikuwa nawahi home. Nimetoka asubuhi Leo nimemwacha kanuna balaa.

Hvy vyuo vimefungwa nn

 

[Mwana Mtoka Pabaya]

Tangu nimejiunga JF sijawahi kuona mada ya maana kama hii nje ya chit chat na vichekesho

 

[Himawari]

Umemuacha kanuna....., na leo uchelewe tena.....!

 

[hekimatele]

Samaki Samaki ndo nini tena? Hawa hawa chakula au kuna kitendawili sijakielewa?

 

[Ambitious]

Baba Swalehe!

Ha..ha..ha kazi kwelikweli