Tony Laurent
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- Jan 5, 2011
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During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the
bank: "Don't move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is called "Mind Changing Concept Changing
the conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: "Please be
civilized! This is robbery and not rape!"
This is called "Being Professional Focus only on what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are very stupid. There is so much money it will
take us so long to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the
bank!"
This is called "Experience. Sometimes, experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police
quickly. But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank
for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the
bank.
This is called "Swim with the tide. Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a robbery every month."
This is called"Killing Boredom. Personal Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The
robbers were very angry and complained: "We risked our lives and only took $20 million.
The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to
be educated than to be a thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are
now covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity. Daring to take risks!"