AshaDii
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- Apr 16, 2011
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Kwa wale wadada ambao ni biashara Please usikopeshe LOL
A man met a beautiful girl and she agreed to spend a night with him for 200 pounds, they spent the night together. In the morning, before he left, he told the girl that, he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT".
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realising that the whole event was not worth the price. So he sent a cheque for 100 pounds and enclosed a note.
Dear madam:
Enclosed find a cheque in the amount of 100 pounds for the rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount we agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that
1. It had never been occupied
2. There was plenty of heat
3. It was small enough to make me cozy and feel at home
Last night however I found out that, it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat and that it was entirely too large.
Upon the receipt of the note, the girl immediately sent the following reply.
"Dear sir, first of all I cannot understand how you expected such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it; if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of a regular size, but if you dont have enough furniture to fill it, please dont blame the landlord.