Date: Today
To: General Manager (Lumumba Street)
From: Me
Subject: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the technical manager at your company and hereby apply for the replacement deceased manager.
Each time I apply for a job, I get a reply that there is no vacancy. But in this case I have caught you red-handed. And you have no excuse because I even attended the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead and buried before making my application.
Yours Sincerely
NB: Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate
My Take: Kama wewe ni Manager, utamjibu vipi, maana jamaa katoa ushahidi wote????