karakana
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- Apr 10, 2012
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Sure, you've put your lips on someone else's before. You were a lifeguard and that person needed CPR!! But when it comes to your actual kisses, you still haven't quite "saved lives" with them yet. If only the community center taught a three-week course on that! Lucky for you, SparkLife has put together a little quiz to see how good/bad a kisser you really are.
HOW TO SCORE: A (+1), B (+2), C (+3), and D (+4). Note that hypothetical answers are fine for NBKs, as this quiz is designed to measure your kissing potential.
1. When you first kiss somebody:
A) You keep it light and gentle
B) You make it passionate
C) You ask if you can first
D) You do it quick then RUN AWAY! HEHEEHEHE!
2. When you kiss, you turn your head:
A) To the left
B) To the right
C) Upside-down, like Spider-Man
D) Completely around, 360 degrees. (You may want to call an exorcist.)
3. You kiss with your eyes:
A) Closed
B) Open
C) Crossed
D) Staring at your phone
4. You use your tongue:
A) Sparingly
B) Only when things are heating up
C) Immediately
D) Only tongue, no lips
5. When kissing, your hands:
A) Are placed gently on the back
B) Caress the face
C) High five themselves
D) Clench into angry fists
6. You usually kiss on:
A) The first date
B) The third date
C) The fifth date
D) As soon as you ask them out
7. Before you kiss you say:
A) "I want to kiss you"
B) "You look lovely tonight"
C) "Let's make out, baby"
D) "GIMME DAT FACE!"
8. When you finish kissing, you say:
A) "That was nice"
B) "You're beautiful"
C) "Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?"
D) "YEA! That was FUN!"
9. Your first kiss:
A) Was perfect
B) Was a little scary but fun
C) Was totally forgettable
D) Is happening tomorrow
10. You always carry with you:
A) Gum
B) Mouth wash
C) Tooth brush and tooth paste
D) Phone number to your oral hygienist
SCORE CARD:
10-12 points= Total kissing casanova. You know when to slip the tongue, and when to slip a note in their pocket that says, "Winning kisser!"
13-24 points= Makeout master. You know when to nibble their ear and when to whisper, "I can haz pizza" to keep the mood light.
25-30 points= Mouth improviser. What you lack in technique you make up for in scalp massaging.
31-40 points= Most improved. Why, just yesterday, you were still putting your hands in their mouth to position them right.
How did your technique fare?
HOW TO SCORE: A (+1), B (+2), C (+3), and D (+4). Note that hypothetical answers are fine for NBKs, as this quiz is designed to measure your kissing potential.
1. When you first kiss somebody:
A) You keep it light and gentle
B) You make it passionate
C) You ask if you can first
D) You do it quick then RUN AWAY! HEHEEHEHE!
2. When you kiss, you turn your head:
A) To the left
B) To the right
C) Upside-down, like Spider-Man
D) Completely around, 360 degrees. (You may want to call an exorcist.)
3. You kiss with your eyes:
A) Closed
B) Open
C) Crossed
D) Staring at your phone
4. You use your tongue:
A) Sparingly
B) Only when things are heating up
C) Immediately
D) Only tongue, no lips
5. When kissing, your hands:
A) Are placed gently on the back
B) Caress the face
C) High five themselves
D) Clench into angry fists
6. You usually kiss on:
A) The first date
B) The third date
C) The fifth date
D) As soon as you ask them out
7. Before you kiss you say:
A) "I want to kiss you"
B) "You look lovely tonight"
C) "Let's make out, baby"
D) "GIMME DAT FACE!"
8. When you finish kissing, you say:
A) "That was nice"
B) "You're beautiful"
C) "Do you kiss your mom with that mouth?"
D) "YEA! That was FUN!"
9. Your first kiss:
A) Was perfect
B) Was a little scary but fun
C) Was totally forgettable
D) Is happening tomorrow
10. You always carry with you:
A) Gum
B) Mouth wash
C) Tooth brush and tooth paste
D) Phone number to your oral hygienist
SCORE CARD:
10-12 points= Total kissing casanova. You know when to slip the tongue, and when to slip a note in their pocket that says, "Winning kisser!"
13-24 points= Makeout master. You know when to nibble their ear and when to whisper, "I can haz pizza" to keep the mood light.
25-30 points= Mouth improviser. What you lack in technique you make up for in scalp massaging.
31-40 points= Most improved. Why, just yesterday, you were still putting your hands in their mouth to position them right.
How did your technique fare?
