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mende 2014 · Apr 16, 2014

SAD TRUTH BUT HILARIOUS;
BEFORE MARRIAGE;
Boy: I have been waiting for this
day for a long time.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Ofcoz.
Girl: Will you eva cheat on me?
Boy: Never in my life.
Girl: Will you ever kiss me.
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: My sweetheart
AFTER MARRIAGE:
Soma kutoka chini
ukienda
juu!!
...Woiyeee!

Evelyn Salt · Apr 16, 2014

Unaniogopesha bana, sijaolewa ujue...
https://www.jamiiforums.com/mahusia...afanya-vijana-wengi-waogope-kuoa-kuolewa.html

Tized · Apr 16, 2014

Hahahaaaaa. Hilarious!!! This institution is more perceived than lived.

So far, I dont recall anything I have longed for and I found it the way I thought it could be, or enjoyed the excitement I once anticipated. I dont think marriage is going to be exceptional case. Rather I could make it work the way I think will bring us peace and Joy. Otherwise marriage by itself has nothing to bring us joy and excitement rather our attitude towards each other, Our love, respect, appreciation and our limited expectations makes it all.

Most of us we are highly disappointed in almost every thing because we have messed up with the very important part of ourselves. THE EXPECTATIONS WE HAVE. By having so many expectation on human being, the more you gonna regret, complain and lament. By reworking our expectaions and certainly life will be with full cheerful moments. If we want to limit our saddest and bad times, we must work on what we expect, what/who we should trust (and is it necessary to trust?). Our reasoning and questioning (the more the questions you ask human being, the chances are high you will end up dissapointed and lied) Only ask the important qns which does really matters. Mr Rocky, Karucee, OLESAIDIMU, snowhite, Fixed Point, Ntuzu... What does your experience speaks?

Changanyeni na za kwenu.

Ntuzu · Apr 16, 2014

Mkuu Tized maoni yako yako Pouwa Mkuu Lkn Ngoja nipunguze kz Kidogo ntakuja nitoe hoja zangu Kidogo kutokana na Hali halisi!

Fixed Point · Apr 16, 2014

Tized said:
Hahahaaaaa. Hilarious!!! This institution is more perceived than lived.

So far, I dont recall anything I have longed for and I found it the way I thought it could be, or enjoyed the excitement I once anticipated. I dont think marriage is going to be exceptional case. Rather I could make it work the way I think will bring us peace and Joy. Otherwise marriage by itself has nothing to bring us joy and excitement rather our attitude towards each other, Our love, respect, appreciation and our limited expectations makes it all.

Most of us we are highly disappointed in almost every thing because we have messed up with the very important part of ourselves. THE EXPECTATIONS WE HAVE. By having so many expectation on human being, the more you gonna regret, complain and lament. By reworking our expectaions and certainly life will be with full cheerful moments. If we want to limit our saddest and bad times, we must work on what we expect, what/who we should trust (and is it necessary to trust?). Our reasoning and questioning (the more the questions you ask human being, the chances are high you will end up dissapointed and lied) Only ask the important qns which does really matters. Mr Rocky, Karucee, OLESAIDIMU, snowhite, Fixed Point, Ntuzu... What does your experience speaks?

Changanyeni na za kwenu.

Tized · Apr 16, 2014

I have printed this, I am going to pin it on my favourite references. Thank you #FP .

Fixed Point said:
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Makanyaga · Apr 16, 2014

Fixed Point said:
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Hii kwa kwei ni kali!

Fixed Point · Apr 16, 2014

Tized said:
I have printed this, I am going to pin it on my favourite references. Thank you #FP .

You are welcome my friend...........
Live it

Tized · Apr 16, 2014

Many Thanks dear.

Fixed Point said:
You are welcome my friend...........
Live it

ICHANA · Apr 16, 2014

Fixed Point said:
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umeongea ukweli watu wengi wanasahau kuwa kwenye maisha unatumia yale uliyoyafanya mwenyewe
unavuna kile ulichopanda

tian · Apr 16, 2014

Fixed Point said:
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Huu Ujumbe Ndo Mwisho Wa Matatizo Yote

OLESAIDIMU · Apr 16, 2014

Tized said:
Hahahaaaaa. Hilarious!!! This institution is more perceived than lived. So far, I dont recall anything I have longed for and I found it the way I thought it could be, or enjoyed the excitement I once anticipated. I dont think marriage is going to be exceptional case. Rather I could make it work the way I think will bring us peace and Joy. Otherwise marriage by itself has nothing to bring us joy and excitement rather our attitude towards each other, Our love, respect, appreciation and our limited expectations makes it all. Most of us we are highly disappointed in almost every thing because we have messed up with the very important part of ourselves. THE EXPECTATIONS WE HAVE. By having so many expectation on human being, the more you gonna regret, complain and lament. By reworking our expectaions and certainly life will be with full cheerful moments. If we want to limit our saddest and bad times, we must work on what we expect, what/who we should trust (and is it necessary to trust?). Our reasoning and questioning (the more the questions you ask human being, the chances are high you will end up dissapointed and lied) Only ask the important qns which does really matters. Mr Rocky, Karucee, OLESAIDIMU, snowhite, Fixed Point, Ntuzu... What does your experience speaks? Changanyeni na za kwenu.

Umemaliza mkuu!!!! "Expectation is the root of all heartache" (William Shakespeare)

Tized · Apr 16, 2014

Very true Bro.

OLESAIDIMU said:
Umemaliza mkuu!!!! "Expectation is the root of all heartache" (William Shakespeare)

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