Pesa ni hatari sana

mende 2014 · May 13, 2014

MCHUNGAJI alikuwa
anawaombea waumini wake
akauliza;
MCHUNGAJI: Wangapi
wanataka kuokoka inueni
mikono niwaombee.....hakuna
aliyeinua mkono. Pedeshe
mmoja akapita mbele na
kupanda madhabauni na
kutangaza
PEDESHE: Jamani mchungaji
anasema wanaotaka kuokoka
wanyanyue mikono juu
jamani.....mtoto mmoja peke
yake akanyanyua mkono,
pedeshe akatoa laki tatu
mfukoni akampa yule mtoto.
PEDESHE: Haya jamani
ninaomba nirudie tena
niwaombe wanaotaka kuokoka
wanyooshe mikono juu ili
Mchungaji atuombee.....watu
wote wakanyanyua mikono
juu, Pedeshs akamgeukia
Mchungaji ili awaombee
akakuta na mchungaji nae
kanyanyua mkono juu.

utafiti · May 13, 2014

Haahahhahha

mwekundu · May 13, 2014

Daah nani anaitaka dhiki

SUPER PREDATOR · May 13, 2014

kwa hiyo pesa siyo hatari bali ni sabuni ya roho ambayo inarahisisha mambo.

kizaizai · May 13, 2014

Mchungaji nae ana Pepo la Pesa.

rpg · May 13, 2014

Teh, teh, ...Wachungaji wengi wapo after money!

MBIIRWA · May 13, 2014

Mchungaji naye hajaokoka.. Njaa hizi

peri · May 13, 2014

Ndio dini za kutengenezwa na wanadamu zilivyo, ni maslahi kwa kwenda mbele.
Alhamdulilah kwa kuwa muislam, hakika najivunia kuwa katika dini ya HAKI.

QALLI MIZOH · May 13, 2014

eeee bhanaa eeee hiyo ndo besaaa aka fwezaaa!!!

SAYANSIKIMU · May 13, 2014

mende 2014 said:
MCHUNGAJI alikuwa
anawaombea waumini wake
akauliza;
MCHUNGAJI: Wangapi
wanataka kuokoka inueni
mikono niwaombee.....hakuna
aliyeinua mkono. Pedeshe
mmoja akapita mbele na
kupanda madhabauni na
kutangaza
PEDESHE: Jamani mchungaji
anasema wanaotaka kuokoka
wanyanyue mikono juu
jamani.....mtoto mmoja peke
yake akanyanyua mkono,
pedeshe akatoa laki tatu
mfukoni akampa yule mtoto.
PEDESHE: Haya jamani
ninaomba nirudie tena
niwaombe wanaotaka kuokoka
wanyooshe mikono juu ili
Mchungaji atuombee.....watu
wote wakanyanyua mikono
juu, Pedeshs akamgeukia
Mchungaji ili awaombee
akakuta na mchungaji nae
kanyanyua mkono juu.

Ulipaswa kuanzisha hii mada jukwaa la jokes na sio humu.Hata hivyo umenichekesha sana japo kuwa umeniuzi.hah hahhah

Mom Fay · May 13, 2014

Hahahaha u made my day

Chivundu · May 13, 2014

Mom Fay said:
Hahahaha u made my day

Umeongeza siku za kuishi etii

The Icebreaker · May 13, 2014

aloycious said:
Umeongeza siku za kuishi etii

Usijiongopee siku za kuishi huwa haziongezeki wala hazipungui
Mungu alishatupangia mwanzo wa kuzaliwa hadi kufa kwetu.

kireri jr · May 13, 2014

SUPER PREDATOR said:
kwa hiyo pesa siyo hatari bali ni sabuni ya roho ambayo inarahisisha mambo.

ha ha ha ha ni kwel mkuu

Mringa Dii · May 13, 2014

peri said:
Ndio dini za kutengenezwa na wanadamu zilivyo, ni maslahi kwa kwenda mbele.
Alhamdulilah kwa kuwa muislam, hakika najivunia kuwa katika dini ya HAKI.

Hapana! Uko kwenye dini ya ugaidi(satanic verses). Hujijui tu!

TECHMAN · May 13, 2014

peri said:
Ndio dini za kutengenezwa na wanadamu zilivyo, ni maslahi kwa kwenda mbele.
Alhamdulilah kwa kuwa muislam, hakika najivunia kuwa katika dini ya HAKI.

Dini ya haki ya kuwanyima haki ya kuishi wengine, dini ya kulazimisha watu waikubali kwa hila. Nikigundua kuwa ukristo si dini ya kweli ni bora niwe mpagani, nifuate imani za mababu kuliko kuwa muisilam.

Edwin mkw · May 13, 2014

Ha ha ha ha.... hiyo n nowma xana

KAJICHO KIVULI · May 14, 2014

Na mimi nimejikuta nimenyoosha mkono juu?

enjoy++

norbit · May 14, 2014

peri said:
Ndio dini za kutengenezwa na wanadamu zilivyo, ni maslahi kwa kwenda mbele.
Alhamdulilah kwa kuwa muislam, hakika najivunia kuwa katika dini ya HAKI.

Imani ya mtu tu, yule sheikh jongo alie lia bunge la Katiba , unafkiri kalilia nn yule

The Icebreaker · May 14, 2014

Jamani haya mambo ya kusema dini yangu ni bora kuliko yako huleta mfarakano na chuki pamoja na kuanza kumkufuru mungu na mitume wake,tena mabishano ya dini huwa hayana mshindi kwani hakuna atakaekubali kushindwa,ni vizuri tukafahamishana kistaarabu na kimaandiko.
God bless u all.

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