niwafanyeje hawa wanawake?

[Bishanga]

Baada ya kukubebesha ujauzito ndio unakumbuka kinga?

Wivu mbaya konnie ujue

 

[Bishanga]

He he he, niajiri basi Swithat losheni?

Mimi ndo sabuni ya roho yako sio? Sema usikike konnie

 

[Passion Lady]

we Bishanga wewe
uwe unachagua mmoja kati ya wakezo
unatoka nae out kuepuka vishawishi khaaa!!

 

[The secretary]

fanya maamuzi magumu

 

[Lady doctor]

Bishanga, ukianza kukohoa naomba tusisogeleane, ukakoholee hukoo baharini vidudu vyako viende na upepo

 

[Leak]

fanya maamuzi magumu

shem ni wewe au mwingine?

 

[Kaizer]

Hivi Kongosho ninavomjua, anaweza kweli kwenda maeneo hayo tena akiwa amekula kungu? Au Bishanga amemfananbisha...kwamba hommie wangu Asprin amemmshindwa kabisa?

 

[Paloma]

Bishangaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Chimbuvu]

Chimbuvu yaani umeokoka kisa Madame B kakumwaga?

hapana mzee , bali ni kwa neema tu,wewe pia karibu

 

[Bishanga]

we Bishanga wewe
uwe unachagua mmoja kati ya wakezo
unatoka nae out kuepuka vishawishi khaaa!!

Eti eh?

 

[Bishanga]

fanya maamuzi magumu

Mke wangu natania bana,kha!

 

[Bishanga]

Bishanga, ukianza kukohoa naomba tusisogeleane, ukakoholee hukoo baharini vidudu vyako viende na upepo

Lady doctor askari haogopi mlio wa bunduki.

 

[Bishanga]

Hivi Kongosho ninavomjua, anaweza kweli kwenda maeneo hayo tena akiwa amekula kungu? Au Bishanga amemfananbisha...kwamba hommie wangu Asprin amemmshindwa kabisa?

Huyu ndo konnie original wengine fotokopi!

 

[Bishanga]

Bishangaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

rebeca maulana!

 

[Arushaone]

Niite nije hapo fasta mkuu. Ah sore nimekumbuka kumbe nilishaoa mke nimpendaye Lady doctor.


Shindwa pepo!

cc Filipo

 

[Lady doctor]

Niite nije hapo fasta mkuu. Ah sore nimekumbuka kumbe nilishaoa mke nimpendaye Lady doctor.


Shindwa pepo!

cc Filipo

naku watch, naku look, naku see....... Ukijaribu tu.........!!!!!!!

 

[Lady doctor]

Lady doctor askari haogopi mlio wa bunduki.

hahahaaa...... Mgambo, polisi, jeshi?

 

[Bishanga]

naku watch, naku look, naku see....... Ukijaribu tu.........!!!!!!!

Lady doctor acha kumtishia nyau Arushaone

 

[Kongosho]

Hivi Kongosho ninavomjua, anaweza kweli kwenda maeneo hayo tena akiwa amekula kungu? Au Bishanga amemfananbisha...kwamba hommie wangu Asprin amemmshindwa kabisa?

Bishanga anaweweseka baada ya mie kumwaga

Huyu ndo konnie original wengine fotokopi!

Usinijue, sikujui hunijui
(Ila usijipige ban, ntakonda sana)

 

[ladyfurahia]

umezidi sana ndugu yangu huoni kuwa tabia hiyo ni mbaya na haimpendezi muumba wako wewe kazi yako ukipata vijisent ndo unapagawa kiasi hicho na bado watakutoa roho ndo uone kuwa kaburi ni shimo au sehemu ya kufunikwa watu.

Bishanga niko Didis masaki, nikigeuka kushoto oh bishanga kam zis wei,nikigeuka kulia jamani bishanga long time no see,nikigeuka nyuma darling bishanga naomba ela nikatoe mimba yako,mbele yangu namwona Kongosho kala kungu mtotonwa kike kalegea......ushauri tafazali naondokaje eneo la tukio mtoto wa kiume mie?
Cc: Mtambuzi