Nimeichukia Google

[Michael Ngusa]

Habari wanajamvi.

Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo.

Hivi majuzi niliamua kujitoa kwenye mitandao yote; Facebook, Twiiter, Skype n.k. lengo ikiwa niboreshe my real-life social networking skills by connecting with people wherever I am, mashallah nikaona matunda yake k.v. getting laid n.k.

Sasa leo nikasema hebu nijiGoogle nione kama bado ntakuwa mtandaoni...astaghfullulah nilishangaa vile Google imeleta majibu ati "John Ezekiel is not on Facebook, find him on Porn sites" kidogo nizimie, nikawaza huyu Google angekuwa na ofisi yake hapa Ngarenaro aki ningeenda kufanya timbwili kama lile la Wema sepetu pale Global publishers.

Thanks

 

[ragin]

Hapo mwanzo umeniuz tafakar sana kaul yako juu ya michango ya kansan.

 

[mamsapkhan]

Duh hy htr sana labda ulikuwa unapenda kutembelea huko smtym wakaona wakuunganishe tu

 

[Hoodla]

Maybe unashea jina na pornstar

 

[data]

chai chai chai

 

[kiwatengu]

kaka, naona umeamua kupost kila jukwaa sasa..

 

[egentle]

Habari wanajamvi! Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo?

Hivi majuzi niliamua kujitoa kwenye mitandao yote; Facebook, Twiiter, Skype n.k. lengo ikiwa niboreshe my real-life social networking skills by connecting with people wherever I am, mashallah nikaona matunda yake k.v. getting laid n.k.

Sasa leo nikasema hebu nijiGoogle nione kama bado ntakuwa mtandaoni...astaghfullulah nilishangaa vile Google imeleta majibu! ati "John Ezekiel is not on Facebook, find him on Porn sites"!!! kidogo nizimie, nikawaza huyu Google angekuwa na ofisi yake hapa Ngarenaro aki ningeenda kufanya timbwili kama lile la Wema sepetu pale Global publishers.

Anyway, ni hilo tu kwa siku ya leo.
P.S. mods kama kawaida yenu, ila angalau nimetoa ya moyoni. Imebidi nizoee nyuzi zangu kukaa kwa dakika 5. Thanks

kwa upande huu hapa, Google nawakubali

 

[Easymutant]

chai chai chai

Tena isiyo na sukari..

 

[LebronWade]

Habari wanajamvi! Bila shaka jumapili imekuwa njema kwa mlioenda makanisani kupeleka michango ya ujenzi na mafuta ya gari ya mchungaji, na kwa wale mliojishindia nyumbani kama mimi hamjambo?

Hivi majuzi niliamua kujitoa kwenye mitandao yote; Facebook, Twiiter, Skype n.k. lengo ikiwa niboreshe my real-life social networking skills by connecting with people wherever I am, mashallah nikaona matunda yake k.v. getting laid n.k.

Sasa leo nikasema hebu nijiGoogle nione kama bado ntakuwa mtandaoni...astaghfullulah nilishangaa vile Google imeleta majibu! ati "John Ezekiel is not on Facebook, find him on Porn sites"!!! kidogo nizimie, nikawaza huyu Google angekuwa na ofisi yake hapa Ngarenaro aki ningeenda kufanya timbwili kama lile la Wema sepetu pale Global publishers.

Anyway, ni hilo tu kwa siku ya leo.
P.S. mods kama kawaida yenu, ila angalau nimetoa ya moyoni. Imebidi nizoee nyuzi zangu kukaa kwa dakika 5. Thanks

Una uhakika gani huyo John Ezekiel alietolewa na google results ni wewe?

Kuna watu wengine vichwa vyao vina wadudu,i have the right to believe u are one of them!

 

[Watu8]

...what a douchebag!!!

 

[CHIEF JJ]

duh ni hatari sana

 

[srinavas]

Watu wanaoitwa john huwa ni watu wenye matatizo sana. Mimi simpi mwanangu jina kama hili..

 

[suregirl]

kaka, naona umeamua kupost kila jukwaa sasa..

am missing you.......................!!