Nilidhani Najua Style zote za kitandani kumbe....

[princemikazo]

Bila salamu...Direct to the point(NB:Sitatumia Ngareroo slangs watu wanalalamika hawaelewi,So Shunie Am sorry coz unapenda Ngareroo slangs),Jana usiku nikiwa alone kama kelvin ghettoni nacheki movie ya Mtu mzima Tony Jaa na Washkaji zake kina Tiger Chen,Scott Adkins,Celina Jade,Michael Jai White,Michael Bisping,Iko Uwats na Jeeja Yanin inayoitwa Triple Threat.
Nikiwa naendelea na movie nilishtuka kusikia sauti za mahaba za mtoto wa kike akilalamika kwa utramu mixer kutaja majina ya Ndugu zake akiwemo Babu Sungura sijui!!
Mwanzo kwanza nilishangaa hii movie mbona inatoa Sauti zisizoendana na action?Yaani et Tony Jaa anapigana na kushushiana nzito na Scott Adkins(Boyka) alaf et naskia sauti ya"Oooh baby taratibuu...uu Babu Sunguraa..aa oooh shiiit"
Ikabidi niipige pause movie yangu ili niskie poa sauti zile adimu zinatokea wapi?
Kumbe zile sauti zilikua zinatoka upande wa pili wa eneo yaani chumba cha jirani yangu Doooh!!
Nikaendelea kusikiliza ile audio ya game ya kibingwa...Hee mala si nikaskia Chalii anamwambia demu wake et"My fanya kupanda dirishani alaf ufanye kuidondokea hivi"
Quumaaaa!!nikasema shubaamiti hii style vipi??ngoja nisikilize ntaona mengi!!
Bwana wee si nikaskia"Kachaaaaa!!!"bonge la mshindo,nikacheka kimoyomoyo then ikawa kimya kama dakika4 hivi ndo nikasikia jamaa anamwambia dem"Qumamayo wewe ms*nge ushaniua tayari oooh Mungu wangu yeeeh"
Dem nae akawa anamwambia jamaa"Nisamehe tu laaziz ila haujatoka damu ata,alaf haijavimba jamani"
Nilicheka kinyama then nika resume movie yangu.
Nikawaza nikawasumbue nikaenda kugonga hodi jamaa si likajibu alafu kwa maumivu uku linalia kwa kwikwi"Hawapo wamesafiriii"
Hahahaha!!
@ChaliiYaKijengeJuu.

 

[GODZILLA]

duh

 

[Nyabhakangala]

mwanangu we nimseeeee - - --------

 

[princemikazo]

mwanangu we nimseeeee - - --------

Ni mselaaaa kiquma ani

 

[Profesa ntare nkobe]

Una vuta bangi na mbegu zake tuta panda nini

 

[Remark]

Chalii iv unatumia cha pande zipi? cha ngaramtoni au kule ngarenanyuki?

 

[kaligopelelo]

Ha ha haa unazingua mwamba.

 

[Darmian]

Daah aisee nimecheka kinoma

 

[Ta Kamugisha]

Cha Arusha kachanganya na cha Mara

 

[ONANI OH NENE]

Usenge nzi tu

 

[princemikazo]

Usenge nzi tu

Pita ivi kuzi mmoja wewe..Kichaka nini!!??

 

[princemikazo]

Chalii iv unatumia cha pande zipi? cha ngaramtoni au kule ngarenanyuki?

Naagizaga All the way from Kingstone au Barbados bablai,simwamini pusha hakawii niuzia famba akasema chaArusha

 

[princemikazo]

Cha Arusha kachanganya na cha Mara

All the way from Jamaica buddah

 

[princemikazo]

Chalii iv unatumia cha pande zipi? cha ngaramtoni au kule ngarenanyuki?

Hii yaan mkuu ume'change avatar saa izi apaapa nakuona

 

[kurlzawa]

hata nzi siku akiacha ujinga anaweza kutaga mayai au kutoa asali.

 

[princemikazo]

Usenge nzi tu

Acha UFAMBA na kuleta njaro zaki'mamiloox apa fas soro wewe..Usitulazimishe wanaume tukufanye kama tulivokufanyaga enzi za Secondary nzi wa kijani wewe.

 

[Remark]

Hii yaan mkuu ume'change avatar saa izi apaapa nakuona

Hicho cha kingstone ndo kinakufanya uone Ivo sio ww

 

[princemikazo]

Hicho cha kingstone ndo kinakufanya uone Ivo sio ww

Hebu ngoja kwanza...Hivi ni kweli Eeh!!??

 

[princemikazo]

hata nzi siku akiacha ujinga anaweza kutaga mayai au kutoa asali.

Hadi kumpinga jiwe atampinga kabisa chaliangu

 

[Remark]

Hebu ngoja kwanza...Hivi ni kweli Eeh!!??

Arif ayo makitu ya kingstone embu temana nayo asee yanakupeleka puta.. we unadhan umenidekeree kumbe ni mavitu ya maintaneshino uko unavuta mafeeling tu sa hii