Never Lie to a Woman

kisasangwe · Jul 18, 2011

A man called home to his wife and said, Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends

well be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're Leaving >From the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up"
" Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas. "

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.

The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box darling.

Hahaha.

Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume · Jul 18, 2011

Huyo mwanamke lazima ana asili ya Uyahudi, wanawake wetu wa kindukulukudusucho hawana mawazo ya namna hii

kisasangwe · Jul 18, 2011

Bujibuji said:
Huyo mwanamke lazima ana asili ya Uyahudi, wanawake wetu wa kindukulukudusucho hawana mawazo ya namna hii

hahahhahaha. ukiona wamenyamaza usidhani hawajajua unadanganya bujibuji. hata unapomwambia unakikao hutofika nyumbani hadi kesho wanajua tuu sema wanapuuzia.

StaffordKibona · Jul 18, 2011

Bujibuji said:
Huyo mwanamke lazima ana asili ya Uyahudi, wanawake wetu wa kindukulukudusucho hawana mawazo ya namna hii

Hiyo red text kwangu mpya

AshaDii · Jul 19, 2011

Nice one... Mwanamke akili mikononi mwako...

VoiceOfReason · Jul 19, 2011

kisasangwe said:
But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to Do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box darling.

Hahaha.

Yes I know I Saw them but I asked you to pack them in a bag and not in the fishing box !!!
I saw them when I was fishing but that was too late I had order another pair from room service.

AshaDii · Jul 19, 2011

VoiceOfReason said:
Yes I know I Saw them but I asked you to pack them in a bag and not in the fishing box !!!
I saw them when I was fishing but that was too late I had order another pair from room service.

The first thing you had to do was fish first... what was so special you had to check what

you would use at night instead of what you were about to use first - in the fishing box??

Gwamahala · Jul 19, 2011

Duh...!Huyo mwanamke alikuwa kichwa sana.

VoiceOfReason · Jul 19, 2011

AshaDii said:
The first thing you had to do was fish first... what was so special you had to check what

you would use at night instead of what you were about to use first - in the fishing box??

The trip was for the week and when I reached there I was so tired and was not feeling well so I decided to take a rest, and because I was given the room service pajamas I decided to continue using them, especially after someone told me there might be some bugs in the hotel so I did not want to make my pajamas to be contaminated.., ohh before I forget I must put all my clothes in the washing machine with the disinfection

AshaDii · Jul 19, 2011

VoiceOfReason said:
The trip was for the week and when I reached there I was so tired and was not feeling well so I decided to take a rest, and because I was given the room service pajamas I decided to continue using them, especially after someone told me there might be some bugs in the hotel so I did not want to make my pajamas to be contaminated.., ohh before I forget I must put all my clothes in the washing machine with the disinfection

Then did you really have to ask why i did not pack them like i was supposed to....

after all i served them from being infected... BTW have you completely recovered?

Husninyo · Jul 19, 2011

Haaahaa! Huwa tunajua sana mnavyotudanganya ila tunawasare tu.

sha · Jul 21, 2011

voiceofreason said:
the trip was for the week and when i reached there i was so tired and was not feeling well so i decided to take a rest, and because i was given the room service pajamas i decided to continue using them, especially after someone told me there might be some bugs in the hotel so i did not want to make my pajamas to be contaminated.., ohh before i forget i must put all my clothes in the washing machine with the disinfection

hivyo utazidi kujionyesha kuwa ana kuzidi sana kifikra, mind u that didn't happen eccidentaly she knew your inttentions ahead. Pole sana acha wizi stay safe.

sha · Jul 21, 2011

voiceofreason said:
the trip was for the week and when i reached there i was so tired and was not feeling well so i decided to take a rest, and because i was given the room service pajamas i decided to continue using them, especially after someone told me there might be some bugs in the hotel so i did not want to make my pajamas to be contaminated.., ohh before i forget i must put all my clothes in the washing machine with the disinfection

<br><br>hivyo utazidi kujionyesha kuwa ana kuzidi sana kifikra, mind u that didn't happen eccidentaly she knew your inttentions ahead. Pole sana acha wizi stay safe.

VoiceOfReason · Jul 21, 2011

sha said:
<br><br>hivyo utazidi kujionyesha kuwa ana kuzidi sana kifikra, mind u that didn't happen eccidentaly she knew your inttentions ahead. Pole sana acha wizi stay safe.

The issue is not if she knows or not the issue is that doubt in her mind that maybe just maybe it did not happen so any plausible explanation helps... Umesahau mziki wa Shaggy it wasn't me.... ingawa alishikwa kitandani ni msichana mwingine lakini akabisha...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

Mentor · Jul 21, 2011

AshaDii said:
Then did you really have to ask why i did not pack them like i was supposed to....

after all i served them from being infected... BTW have you completely recovered?

Oooh..darling tuachane na hayo mambo anyway..how have you been sweetpie?
Nimekumiss unajua...bin thinking bout u the whole journey!
(While leading u to the bedroom....)

VoiceOfReason · Jul 21, 2011

AshaDii said:
Then did you really have to ask why i did not pack them like i was supposed to....

after all i served them from being infected... BTW have you completely recovered?

Yes I was wondering what you were thinking!! Since when pajamas are packed in a fish box...!! you were supposed to pack them in my suit case.., never mind though darling..., lets go out and have some dinner

AshaDii · Jul 21, 2011

Mentor said:
Oooh..darling tuachane na hayo mambo anyway..how have you been sweetpie?
Nimekumiss unajua...bin thinking bout u the whole journey!
(While leading u to the bedroom....)

No don't want to repeat the mistake like last time...
ngoja tumalize this discussion kwanza....
(alafu hivi kaka na dada waweza taniana huu utani...lol)

AshaDii · Jul 21, 2011

VoiceOfReason said:
Yes I was wondering what you were thinking!! Since when pajamas are packed in a fish box...!! you were supposed to pack them in my suit case.., never mind though darling..., lets go out and have some dinner

Duh! Ok Darling... already made your favorite food thou...

Mentor · Jul 21, 2011

AshaDii said:
No don't want to repeat the mistake like last time...
ngoja tumalize this discussion kwanza....
(alafu hivi kaka na dada waweza taniana huu utani...lol)

Darling..si unaona uchovu wenyewe huu...na nlivokumiss. No big deal bana..whether u packed it kwenye fishing bag ama wapi, I appreciate the though sweetie.
(oops..last one! i jus love the flow of the story...lol)

Eliphaz the Temanite · Jul 21, 2011

Nashukuru mke wangu ananiamini kwa kila ninachomwambia!

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