Naomba ushauri

[47pro]

Kuna huyu dada, ameninoki design nashikwa na ugonjwa. Tulijuana Facebook na hata tukatubu dhambi mpaka usiku, tukaonana kiukweli ni msupuuu, noma ni pale yeye aniita mimi ni kaka yake wakati mimi niko na mishe mishe za kutupa lugha.

Kuna siku nilimtext neno baby. Akashika nare (went mud) akanishow kuwa baby ni mimi ila yeye ni mwite jina lake, na kama haitoshi akapendekeza ni mwite Toto dimpos. Maana ako na dimpos joh!

Jana kanitext nakupenda, baada ya muda mfupi akatuma text inayosema nakupenda kakake Toto dimpos.Sasa nawaulizaje? Hivi hili neno kuitwa kaka mimi linanikatisha tamaa, juu mimi nataka nimpende kama manzi yangu, sasa hii njaro imekaaje? Kuna time asubuhi ananitext na kuniambia amka nikuchumu daaah nashikwa na njeve pale tu anaponiita mimi ni kakake.

Mtuguyas hebu mnishoo next step to cross this barrier cos I know myself when it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in Manila.

 

[newbeliever]

Du! Lugha hizi aisee!! Bt she feels u n again she is in dillema whethet u re into her or not! So to avoid being embarrased incase u say no thats y she is undefinable when it comes to either saying she loves u or not!
So jiongeze kashaanguka,nawe jiangushe mazima Joh!!!!

 

[Madame B]

Safi sana...hii ndio Jf, mtoa mada kauliza kumang'aa...mdau kamjibu kwa kiingereza.
Konda wa bodaboda njoo umalizie kwa ki-spaniola chako twende mswano kwa mang'aa wako

 

[Raimundo]

Safi sana...hii ndio Jf, mtoa mada kauliza kumang'aa...mdau kamjibu kwa kiingereza.
Konda wa bodaboda njoo umalizie kwa ki-spaniola chako twende mswano kwa mang'aa wako

Mmh, Konda wa bodaboda hajashikwa na polisi kweli leo! Maana kuna bonge la msako town.

 

[Madame B]

Mmh, Konda wa bodaboda hajashikwa na polisi kweli leo! Maana kuna bonge la msako town.

ahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa...ndio maana nimepita pale Usalama Migomigo nimekuta difenda limepakiza pikipiki kama 5...kumbe kuna msako?
Pole yake

 

[Raimundo]

ahhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa...ndio maana nimepita pale Usalama Migomigo nimekuta difenda limepakiza pikipiki kama 5...kumbe kuna msako?
Pole yake

Hadi FFU wanatumika, na wana piki piki za kuwakimbiza watuhumiwa. Ni shida tupu.

 

[rubii]

QQ wewe!

 

[Amadoli]

Kuna huyu Dada, ameninoki design nashikwa na ugonjwa. Tulijuana Facebook na hata tukatubu dhambi mpaka usiku, tukaonana kiukweli ni msupuuu, noma ni pale yeye aniita mimi ni kaka yake wakati mimi Niko na mishe mishe za kutupa lugha.
Kuna siku nilimtext NENO baby. Akashika nare (went mud) akanishow kuwa baby ni mimi ila yeye ni mwite jina Lake, na kama haitoshi akapendekeza ni mwite Toto dimpos. Maana ako na dimpos joh!!
Jana kanitext nakupenda, baada ya muda mfupi akatuma text inayosema nakupenda kakake Toto dimpos.
Sasa nawaulizaje? Hivi hili NENO kuitwa kaka me linanikatisha tamaa, juu me nataka nimpende kama manzi yangu, sasa hii njaro imekaaje? Kuna time asubuhi ananitext na kuniambia amka nikuchumu daaah...... Nashikwa na njeve pale tu anaponiita mimi ni kakake.

Mtuguyas Hebu mnishoo next step to cross this barrier cos I know myself when it comes to sex I'm similar to the thriller in Manila.

Yaani mimi sijakuelewa kwa kweli. ..unataka kuniambia kuwa magufuli hawez kutumbua majipu makubwa au?

 

[manuu]

Lugha hii inanifanya nimkumbuke Rosemary Odinga na ishu ya Olduvai Gorge...

 

[jje's]

jf ni noma wasee, kila lugha inaeleweka.

 

[Madame B]

Hadi FFU wanatumika, na wana piki piki za kuwakimbiza watuhumiwa. Ni shida tupu.

hawa polisi wetu sasa njaa zitawaua.
Ila nao hawa bodaboda vichwa maji samtaim

 

[MO11]

Tatizo nyie wakenya hamchelewi mtakuja kusema ushauri umepewa na wakenya wenzio kumbe watanzania

 

[Gojaga Nize]

Thank you for giving me a smile

 

[Valentina]

Yaani mimi sijakuelewa kwa kweli. ..unataka kuniambia kuwa magufuli hawez kutumbua majipu makubwa au?

Ha haaa

 

[Jambazi]

Tupe a/c yake mkuu tuthibitishe!!

 

[47pro]

Du! Lugha hizi aisee!! Bt she feels u n again she is in dillema whethet u re into her or not! So to avoid being embarrased incase u say no thats y she is undefinable when it comes to either saying she loves u or not!
So jiongeze kashaanguka,nawe jiangushe mazima Joh!!!!

Some hopes hapa.... Go ahead and give me something little lighter, little froth... Uhh...

 

[47pro]

QQ wewe!

Mbona?

 

[kabanga]

Inashangaza.....!!!

 

[47pro]

jf ni noma wasee, kila lugha inaeleweka.

Hatujapogwa jams kwenye national language, tunaelewa Sheng...

 

[47pro]

Thank you for giving me a smile

Jesus of Nazareth.....