Muturi na nicole

Wakenya balaa!
NICOLE: (in a low Voice)Nilikua natakaa…nilikua nataka kufinywa…(Whisper) Nilikua nataka kufinywa
MUTURI: Saa hii???
NICOLE: Eheee…
MUTURI: Mbona haukuniambia Kitambo?
NICOLE: Aiii…Muturi si ukuje saa hii tu-act mara moja?
MUTURI: Wapi huko?
NICOLE: Si huku Kwangu!
MUTURI: Mimi kama nishalala….
NICOLE: Aa aaa…Toka Muturi, utarudi kwako saa tano
MUTURI: Aaaa…siwezi amka saa hii…
NICOLE: (starting to sound impatient) Muturi si ukuje?
MUTURI: Maze siwezi amka saa hii…ungeniambia kitambo ningekuja tu kitambo lakini sasa nishalala mimi
NICOLE: Muturi huwezi amka?
MUTURI: Baaa…mie nishalala nimelala
NICOLE: Aha aaa basi mie nikuje?
MUTURI: Eeh?
NICOLE: Eee…!
MUTURI: Halafu?
NICOLE: Eeeh??
MUTURI: Hapana, wewe utafanya nisiende kazi asubuhi
NICOLE: (begging) a aaa…nakaa tu three hours
MUTURI: (sounding surprised) ahaa…saa hii???
NICOLE: Eehee!!
MUTURI: Saa hii ni Late…
NICOLE: Si late kwangu….
MUTURI: Aaaai wewe kwenda huko kesho niko na work
NICOLE: Aki Muturi Please aki **** inakaa Moto…
MUTURI (laughing cynically) ha ha haaaaaaa…..haaaa woooo…(utters smthing not clear) wewe umefanya umeniamsha…Eeeh
NICOLE: Unataka nianze kukubembelezea k..um..a sindio?
MUTURI: Usianze kuongea vibaya…
NICOLE: Sawa pole. ….(begging again) Muturi Kuja!!
MUTURI: Ungeniambia kitambo ningekua nishakuja!!
NICOLE: Aa haa Kuja nimekupikia nyama
MUTURI: Aaaaaaiiiiii…
NICOLE: Ukweli!!!!
MUTURI: Huo ni uwongo…
NICOLE: Serious, Kuja ukipata sijakupikia nyama uende…
MUTURI: (utters inaudiable)
NICOLE: Aki Muturi vaa tu short haraka si hata naona imesimama…
MUTURI: Nini?
NICOLE: Hiyo ninii yako..
MUTURI: the king..
NICOLE: Eeeee akina venye aki ni ngumu vizuri… halafu ni vile nataka…
MUTURI: (laughs sarcastically) ahaaa haaa haaa ooooiiii..eheee wewe wacha wacha nilale wewe…
NICOLE: Aaa pleeease Muturi Kujaaa
MUTURI: Wacha nilalee
NICOLE: Ahaaaa ona, sikia tafhadhali….si saa ni 3,
MUTURI: Na tee ehe?
NICOLE: Saa hii ni saa tatu…(Muturi interjects inaudible) …uje saa tatu halafu uni-actie mpaka saa sita halafu nitakulipia taxi uende…sawa???
MUTURI: Aaaaaiii
NICOLE: Pleeeease Sawa??
MUTURI: Si sawa…(Nicole interjects)..sawa ehe he he?
MUTURI: (firmly) si sawa…
NICOLE: Aki Muturi venye nakuongelesha nilikua naji-finger aiiiiii…
MUTURI: Aaaaiiiiiihiaa…
NICOLE: Aki ya Mungu niko wet serious…
MUTURI: (laughs funnily)Ha haaahaa Ooooo….wewe ndio umeniambia late…
NICOLE: Aahaa…sii sii late…
MUTURI: Umona venye sijalala sijaenda kazi…
NICOLE: Aaa aaa kuja…
MUTURI: (sounding pissed) siwezi kuja Nicole tafadhali tafadhali
NICOLE: Aki unaweza Muturi unifanye tu nisikie vizuri…
MUTURI: siwezi…
NICOLE: Aaai woiiye saa sasa mimi nilale hivi?
MUTURI: Mimi nilikua nimekuambia soo simple uniambie ni siku gani..wewe unanipigianga simu tu usiku…
NICOLE: Ngai sasa sio eti nikuambie mapema nataka tu ukuje saa hii…sio eti lazima ulale…unanifanyia hivyo halafu unaenda home..
MUTURI: Aiyayayaaa yaaa
NICOLE: Sawa??
MUTURI: Aiyayayaaa yaaa
NICOLE: Sawa??
MUTURI: Aiyayayaaa..si sawa.si sawa..nicole
NICOLE: Aki pleeeeasee…tafhadhali aki napiga magoti…aki y-lie napiga magoti kwa nyumba nakaa kama mchawi
MUTURI: Aiya yaya aje?...AJE?
NICOLE: (sounding silly) haukuji?
MUTURI: Sioni nikikuja Nicole…
NICOLE: Aki aa haa aa ona Muturi, sikia…saa hii muda wote tumeongea kwa simu ungekua umepanda gari umefika…
MUTURI: Wapi?! Nitokee!!?? Nianze kuvaa nguo
NICOLE: Eeee..Ha aaaaa…(inaudible)
MUTURI: Haaa aaaiiii wewe!
NICOLE: Sikia, ukikuja tuu hivyo mimi nakutaka tu hivyo SI LAZIMA UNGARE…
MUTURI: A ahaa si…si eti lazima ningare…shida ni kuamka (Muturi yawns seriously)
NICOLE: Aaa aiiii eti sasa una-YAWN?
MUTURI: Nani …mimi?? Eee…
NICOLE: (kama mwenye analia)Wewe unataka nikubembeleze aje…wewe ni wa wapi wewe??
MUTURI: Nani, mimi?
NICOLE: Eheeee…
MUTURI: (utters gibberish)
NICOLE: Nakubembelezea k...u..ma???
MUTURI: (laughing)He heee eee unapenda hiyo Jina???
NICOLE: Ghai sawa…nakubembelezea pussy???
MUTURI: (laughs lazily, sarcastically+cynically)
Nicole: Eeeeh?
MUTURI: Sema tu vile unataka..
NICOLE: Aaa haaa AKI pliiiiz aki Muturi Nawashwa….(phone disconnecting tone) si unakumbuka ile siku…
MUTURI: Ati?
NICOLE: Unakumbuka ile siku nikikuambia nataka?
MUTURI: (inaudible) Nini hii…
NICOLE: HALO??

Hahahahaha!huyu jamaa muturi ni mjinga sana sijawahi ona...

Huwezi jua labda jamaa hapandishi mtungi....

hahahaaaa.. Hi nomer. Mia

Mnh bahati gan hii anachezea huyu MUTURI

Gardener said:

Huwezi jua labda jamaa hapandishi mtungi....

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baada ya siku mbili....
Muturi: sasa nicole si ukuje leo?niko poa
Nicole: we si **** ulikataa siku ile
Muturi: si ukuje?
Nicole: sikuji kafie mbele....lol

Duuh, ehee!!!