Muongo akihadithia

Viol · May 24, 2011

jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda pembeni kupokea, washikaji wakawa wanamsubiria kwa hamu ili arudi aendelee, alivyorudi akawauliza hivi niliishia wapi? wakamwambia " umemkamata ukamlaza chini" jamaa akasema enheee, basi nikaanza kumvua nguo taratiibu huku nikimkumbatia na kumla madenda, washkaji wakashtuka na kuguna mmmh!! aaaaah! si alikua swala? jamaa akshtuka akasema aaaahaaa, nimekumbuka nikaanza kumchinja! washkaji hoiiiiiiii:

M'bongo · May 24, 2011

I will be back

wapalepale · May 24, 2011

nimeipenda... ngoja nikupashie mkuu

THINKINGBEING · May 24, 2011

Hii ni matata.nimeikubali.

Jaluo_Nyeupe · May 24, 2011

teh teh tehe. Kweli uongo noma na ukiwa muongo ucwe msahaulifu.

Jaguar · May 24, 2011

Ayaaaaaaaah!

Avatar Myg · May 24, 2011

Ayayayayayayyayayayayayayayaaaaa

DullyM · May 25, 2011

hii kiboko, lakini hoa ndio huwa wanachangamsha kikao, na uongo usio na madhara una raha zake!!

Garmii · May 25, 2011

nimetabasam anagalau!

Morris · May 25, 2011

Ha ha ha! Sina mbavu jmami!

vusile · May 25, 2011

Hahahahahahahahaha! Hii kali kwa kweli!

Vinci · May 25, 2011

hahahahha.....nimeikubali hii. Ndio maana unaambiwa ukiwa muongo usipoteze kumbukumbu. yaan usiwe msahaulifu

NATA · May 25, 2011

You made my day!

Tanganyika1 · May 25, 2011

nyota 5. No more coments.

Kaka Sam · May 25, 2011

Dah asante sana mkuu.. kwa kweli umenivunja mbavu dah......... em lete nyingine isee

Viol · May 25, 2011

D5 said:
Dah asante sana mkuu.. kwa kweli umenivunja mbavu dah......... em lete nyingine isee

nakuja na lingine mkuu

Viol · May 25, 2011

Jamaa mmoja na mpenzi wake walikuwa chumbani wakivunja amri ya sita usiku taa ikiwa inawaka,kumbe kuna mshkaji alikuwa anakula chabo kwenye tundu la funguo...baada ya jamaa na mpenzi wake kustukia mchezo huo.....akachukua sindano na kuchomeka kwenye tundu la funguo....mara ghafla ikasikika sauti ya yule mla chabo kwa hasira akilalamika.."Dah! kudadadeki, jamaa kazima taa" asijue kumbe kashakuwa kipofu.

Raia Fulani · May 25, 2011

Excellent said:
Jamaa mmoja na mpenzi wake walikuwa chumbani wakivunja amri ya sita usiku taa ikiwa inawaka,kumbe kuna mshkaji alikuwa anakula chabo kwenye tundu la funguo...baada ya jamaa na mpenzi wake kustukia mchezo huo.....akachukua sindano na kuchomeka kwenye tundu la funguo....mara ghafla ikasikika sauti ya yule mla chabo kwa hasira akilalamika..Dah! kudadadeki, jamaa kazima taa asijue kumbe kashakuwa kipofu.

sasa huyu alikuwa anasikia utamu hadi machoni?

Mpui Lyazumbi · May 25, 2011

Pouwaa

Viol · May 25, 2011

Raia Fulani said:
sasa huyu alikuwa anasikia utamu hadi machoni?

si unajua utamu ulimkolea

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