Muhimu!...

[Mbu]

Five secrets of perfect relationship!

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cook, cleans and has a Job.

sawasawa?

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh...

au sio jamani...?

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnt lie.

...na huo ndio ukweli wenyewe...

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!

sawasawa wakuu?... haya WEEKEND NJEMA!!!!

 

[Rogue]

Five secrets of perfect relationship!

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cook, cleans and has a Job.

sawasawa?

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh...

au sio jamani...?

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnt lie.

...na huo ndio ukweli wenyewe...


4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!

sawasawa wakuu?... haya WEEKEND NJEMA!!!!

nimekupata mkuu....but wapo walio na all those qualities..now that's a KEEPER!..like my EX....
kwiii kwiiii

 

[Nkamangi]

Five secrets of perfect relationship!

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cook, cleans and has a Job.

sawasawa?

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh...

au sio jamani...?

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnt lie.

...na huo ndio ukweli wenyewe...

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!

sawasawa wakuu?... haya WEEKEND NJEMA!!!!

You just described a maid, Wanda Sykes, your mother and a call girl

 

[Rogue]

You just described a maid, Wanda Sykes, your mother and a call girl

hahahaaaaaa...roll'd up in 1

 

[Bibie]

Hehehehehe nice 1

 

[Yo Yo]

...secrets of perfect relationship4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

Naaaam hili ndilo muhimu haswaaa.....sio awe goi goi awe karateka kwa 6/6....ajue kuimba kwa kipaza sauti.....ushikaji wa kipaza una matter....sauti pia..sio agugumie tuu...etc etc etc...

 

[Kafara]

Five secrets of perfect relationship!

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cook, cleans and has a Job.

sawasawa?

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh...

au sio jamani...?

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnt lie.

...na huo ndio ukweli wenyewe...

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!

sawasawa wakuu?... haya WEEKEND NJEMA!!!!

naona umesahau "it take two to tango".

naamini ralationship inayozungumziwa hapa ni ya wawili sasa
mbona umeashiria tu kile ambacho mwanamama anahitajiwa kufanya?
kama dume akiwa "kipofu" au/na "bubu" huyo dada hata akiwa na hizo
qualities atakuwa "anampigia mbuzi gitaa tu"

 

[Mbu]

naona umesahau "it take two to tango".

naamini ralationship inayozungumziwa hapa ni ya wawili

...Really? aaaah Kafara read-btwn-the-dots...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!

usipokuwa muangalifu utapatwa kigugumizi kujitetea scratch marks mgongoni, 'bytes' mwilini, lipstick na "strange" Eau de Perfumes kwenye nguo zako!

 

[Yassin]

Five secrets of perfect relationship!

1. It is important to have a woman who helps at home, cook, cleans and has a Job.

sawasawa?

2. It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh...

au sio jamani...?

3. It is important to have a woman who you can trust and doesnt lie....na huo ndio ukweli wenyewe...

4. It is important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you

naaaam... naaam ...naaam...!

5. It is important, very very important that these women dont know each others!!!sawasawa wakuu?... haya WEEKEND NJEMA!!!!

Mkuu umesema kweli kabisa lakini nadhani hizo sehemu nyekundu nilizoweka ni kwamba kama wapo wanawake wa namna hiyo ni 60% out of 100% maana maisha ya siku hizo sio mchezo!!

 

[Penny]

Mbona imelegwa kwa wanawake tuu, kwani relationship huwa ni wanawake kwa wanawake au wanaume kwa wanawake. Wekeni nazakiume basi...kubalance mambo.

 

[Mbu]

Mbona imelegwa kwa wanawake tuu, kwani relationship huwa ni wanawake kwa wanawake au wanaume kwa wanawake. Wekeni nazakiume basi...kubalance mambo.

... Penny hata wewe ukiweka sio mbaya, hapataaribika neno,...tukianzia na 'chungu hakikai kwenye figa moja'...

enheee....