mother and daughter

Wa kusoma said:

Eh! Hii kali ngoja niitafsri baadae kwa kiswahili ili watu waielewe na waichangie.

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wewe ni mtafsiri?

ellyshija said:

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.
Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know.
Mother Faints...

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Wakuu tafsiri isiyo rasimi ni hii!
Mama alimwita msichana wake aliyebalehe na kumwambia : Nafikiri huu ni muda mzuri wa kuongelea mambo yahusuyo mapenzi.(yeye anataka amfundishe binti yake).
Binti(kwa ujasiri): Ndiyo mama hebu niambie kipi unataka kufahamu kuhusu mapenzi? (akimaanisha mama mm kila kitu najua na sasa inatakiwa mimi nikufundishe wewe) Mama alikuwa mdogo kama piltoni

hahaha! the mother should have waited to hear,if at all her daughter has the ABCs...lol!

Wa kusoma said:

Wakuu tafsiri isiyo rasimi ni hii!
Mama alimwita msichana wake aliyebalehe na kumwambia : Nafikiri huu ni muda mzuri wa kuongelea mambo yahusuyo mapenzi.(yeye anataka amfundishe binti yake).
Binti(kwa ujasiri): Ndiyo mama hebu niambie kipi unataka kufahamu kuhusu mapenzi? (akimaanisha mama mm kila kitu najua na sasa inatakiwa mimi nikufundishe wewe) Mama alikuwa mdogo kama piltoni

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Umechakachua wa kusoma, hiyo blue haipo kwa kiinglish:lol::lol::lol::lol: