Mnakosa uhondo

shansarie · Nov 1, 2013

[h=5]WASIOPANDA DALADALA WANAKOSA UHONDO WA MATAMSHI HAYA KUTOKA KWA ABIRIA

1) Nitakupa.

2) Atakupa mbele.

3) Hujapewa mbele?

4) Utapewa nyuma.

5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.

6) Ngoja isimame nikupe.

7) Subiri asimamishe nikupe.

8)Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?

9) Utapewa tulia.

10) Nikupe mara ngapi Unapenda kupewa ee

11) Msimpe nimeshampa huku mbe[/h]

Viol · Nov 1, 2013

shansarie said:
WASIOPANDA DALADALA WANAKOSA UHONDO WA MATAMSHI HAYA KUTOKA KWA ABIRIA

1) Nitakupa.

2) Atakupa mbele.

3) Hujapewa mbele?

4) Utapewa nyuma.

5) Nitakupa nikikaa vizuri.

6) Ngoja isimame nikupe.

7) Subiri asimamishe nikupe.

8)Hivi nilivyokaa nitakupaje?

9) Utapewa tulia.

10) Nikupe mara ngapi Unapenda kupewa ee

11) Msimpe nimeshampa huku mbe

hehehe halafu hamna anayemcheka mwenzake

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

24hrs said:
hehehe halafu hamna anayemcheka mwenzake

umeonae majanga

kabanga · Nov 2, 2013

ukweli tunaukosa uhondo ...

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

kabanga said:
ukweli tunaukosa uhondo ...

we ndo wale wa verosa nn

Jerrymsigwa · Nov 2, 2013

kabanga said:
ukweli tunaukosa uhondo ...

Huwez pata kila kitu, panda gari lako ss na daladala zetu...stress free zone! Yani utoke k/koo mpk temboni lazima utakuwa umerelax tu

Lady doctor · Nov 2, 2013

Kaah nimeumiss uhondo, sikunyingi kweli sijapata uhondo mwenzio

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

Lady doctor said:
Kaah nimeumiss uhondo, sikunyingi kweli sijapata uhondo mwenzio

dada we huwa ulali mbona

Lady doctor · Nov 2, 2013

shansarie said:
dada we huwa ulali mbona

nitalalaje wakati ninamgonjwa? Lazima niwe na amka amka kupima joto lake na kumpa dawa

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

Lady doctor said:
nitalalaje wakati ninamgonjwa? Lazima niwe na amka amka kupima joto lake na kumpa dawa

ooh jamani mpe pole sana anaendeleaje lakini

Lady doctor · Nov 2, 2013

shansarie said:
ooh jamani mpe pole sana anaendeleaje lakini

namshukuru Mungu kwakweli anaendelea vizuri sasa

Judgement · Nov 2, 2013

Lady doctor said:
Kaah nimeumiss uhondo, sikunyingi kweli sijapata uhondo mwenzio

Muungalie vile! Jitu zima linalilia uhondo!
Uguza kwanza!
Akipona miuhondo hata sebuleni utapeanwa!
Alaaah !

Lady doctor · Nov 2, 2013

Judgement said:
Muungalie vile! Jitu zima linalilia uhondo!
Uguza kwanza!
Akipona miuhondo hata sebuleni utapeanwa!
Alaaah !

hahahaaa...... Nitakudunda, konda atakujaje sebuleni kunipa uhondo banaa... Atasema saangapi kama kapewa mbele nauli?

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

Judgement said:
Muungalie vile! Jitu zima linalilia uhondo!
Uguza kwanza!
Akipona miuhondo hata sebuleni utapeanwa!
Alaaah !

daladala zina uhondo ukitaka mbele unapewa,nyuma ndo usiseme ila ukikaa vibaya uwezi kutoa uhondo we ushawahi kukutana nao huo

Judgement · Nov 2, 2013

Kwingineko burudani kunako bus zile za kutoka pembezoni mwa viunga vya jiji , abiria alikua kapakia gunia lake la mkaa juu ya keria , wkt akishuka ikawa :
"Konda mwambie dereva nna mkaa juu! Nataka kushuka"
Dereva wa kipemba : "Kamkae mamio!"

kiwatengu · Nov 2, 2013

shansarie said:
daladala zina uhondo ukitaka mbele unapewa,nyuma ndo usiseme ila ukikaa vibaya uwezi kutoa uhondo we ushawahi kukutana nao huo

Hard words...

kiwatengu · Nov 2, 2013

Judgement said:
Kwingineko burudani kunako bus zile za kutoka pembezoni mwa viunga vya jiji , abiria alikua kapakia gunia lake la mkaa juu ya keria , wkt akishuka ikawa :
"Konda mwambie dereva nna mkaa juu! Nataka kushuka"
Dereva wa kipemba : "Kamkae mamio!"

ha ha ha ha!! aisee, lugha collision

sungura1980 · Nov 2, 2013

Majangaaa,''Ngoja isimame nikupe''.Lol!

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

Judgement said:
Kwingineko burudani kunako bus zile za kutoka pembezoni mwa viunga vya jiji , abiria alikua kapakia gunia lake la mkaa juu ya keria , wkt akishuka ikawa :
"Konda mwambie dereva nna mkaa juu! Nataka kushuka"
Dereva wa kipemba : "Kamkae mamio!"

hahaha patamu hapo

shansarie · Nov 2, 2013

sungura1980 said:
Majangaaa,''Ngoja isimame nikupe''.Lol!

hahaha ndo mahali pekee watu wanapoweza kuzungumza lugha kama hizi hadharani tena usiombe upande ya mbagala au temeke utachoka kabisa

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