MEN'S INBOX Vs WOMEN'S INBOX

ENZO

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IN BOX SMS ZA MSICHANA
Frank: I love u gal.
Mpesa: You have received 15,000 kutoka kwa John Tesha.
Bodaboda: Unajua nahisi km nataka nikutoe diner leo.
100: Umepokea muda wa maongezi wa shilingi 2,000.
Juma: I miss u baby gal.
Joseph: Baby enter 76039743803546 then 2chat.
Mpesa: Umepokea kiasi cha shilingi 30,000 kutoka kwa Juma hussein salio lako la Mpesa ni 51,500.
Victor: Gudnyt Sweetie.

MEN'S INBOX
Tinah: Nitumie eflu1 plzzz!
Tigo: Salio la akaunti yako halitoshi kupiga simu tafadhali ongeza pesa ili uendelee kufurahia huduma zetu.
Jack: Jamani kama upo town ukija chuo ninunulie chipsi na mishkaki mi5.
Tigo: Umefanikiwa kulipa deni lako lote la shilingi 1,900 salio lako ni Shilingi 100.
Landlord: Nimechoka kukufuatilia bwana lipa kodi ama niweke kufuli...!
Angel: I missed my period.
Paul: Lile deni langu niaje?

Tupia na ww unavyovijua ....
 
Lara 1;nakupenda sana saudari but cjui kama ndoto zangu zitatimia.

Madame B;mbona haujaniPM rafiki.

Binti.com;nimekutumia sh.3,000,000 kwenye account yako.

Kongosho;Mbona hausomeki kijana.

Father of all;tafakari kauli zako kijana.

Cecilo;mbona hujaja leo?
Huo ni mtazamo ambao nathani utatokea siku chache zijazo........!
 

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