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Two women are chatting in an office.

Woman 1: "I had sex last night, did you?"

Woman 2: "Yes."
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Woman 1: "Was it good?"

Woman 2: "No, it was a disaster... my husband came home, ate his dinner in three minutes, got on top of me, finished having sex in five minutes, rolled over and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?"

Woman 1: "Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he lit the candles around the house and we had an hour of foreplay. We then had an hour long session of fantastic sex and afterwards talked for an hour. It was like a fairytale!"

At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.

Husband 1: "You wanted sex last night, how was it?"

Husband 2: "Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate, had sex with my wife and fell asleep. It was great! What about you?"

Husband 1: "It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We had to walk home which took an hour - and when we got home I remembered there was no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! I was so angry that I couldn't get it up for an hour and then I couldn't climax for another hour. After I finally did, I was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away for another hour!"
 
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OOOOH wonderful! Bitter here sweet and romantic there.......
 
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kazi kweli kweli thats what is so called love
 
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Hyo ndo inaonyesha jinsi mwanamke na mwanaume wana belong katika sayari mbili tofauti kabisa.......
 
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Kule tamu kulamba huku ngumu kumeza.
 
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Hio inaonyesha ni jinsigani watu wanavyosababisha wengine watoke nje ya ndoa.
 
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watu bana............jamaa hapo juu wanadiscuss huo utani in the actual context, na ndo hvyo tunachota from movies, comedies,other people's lives na kuincoroborate into our life, and life bcomes so bitter, sour nad testless coz what we see and hear is what we happen to live.

Fact: Let us live our life as sisi na si wenfine kabsaaaaaaaaaa, let us find how "we" become happy and become sad, how we DO THE LIFE.
 
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wapendwa,

hapo inadhihirishwa haja ya mume na mke kujadili kwa uwazi hisia na mambo mengine yahusuyo mapenzi, vinginevyo itabaki kudanganyana kila siku.

mbarikiwe sana wapendwa

Glory to God!
 
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Kazi yeyote inayo ambatana na kumridhisha mwanadamu ni ngumu sana
 
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Dah.. Nimeipenda sana hii..! Haya maisha ya mapenzi hakyanani...........
 
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wapendwa,

hapo inadhihirishwa haja ya mume na mke kujadili kwa uwazi hisia na mambo mengine yahusuyo mapenzi, vinginevyo itabaki kudanganyana kila siku.

mbarikiwe sana wapendwa

Glory to God!

Ms Judith hongera hatujawasiliana tangu ulipoenda kuolewa
 
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huyu anagain huyu analuz, ni priciple halali kabisa
 

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