W WAMURUBHERE JF-Expert Member Joined Apr 21, 2010 Posts 337 Reaction score 25 Jun 6, 2011 #1 Kisao gave nicknames to his harem of women: Mercedes, Pajero, Toyota etc. depending on the tribe and age of the women. Once a sheikh from Nairobi called him"Kisao huyambo. Una modeli gani kwako saa hu" Kisau replied "modeli iliobaki sasa ni VW pekeye" Sheikh repliedd "sawa basi ni wekeye huyu tayari nakuja sa hu". When he (Sheikh) reached Mwambeni he found a gay guy (shoga) waiting. Sheikh got annoyed and asked "sasa vipi mbona ume wachiya mseng kwangu" mseng aka jibu" kwani hujui kwamba VW engini upo nyuma siyo mbele!"
Kisao gave nicknames to his harem of women: Mercedes, Pajero, Toyota etc. depending on the tribe and age of the women. Once a sheikh from Nairobi called him"Kisao huyambo. Una modeli gani kwako saa hu" Kisau replied "modeli iliobaki sasa ni VW pekeye" Sheikh repliedd "sawa basi ni wekeye huyu tayari nakuja sa hu". When he (Sheikh) reached Mwambeni he found a gay guy (shoga) waiting. Sheikh got annoyed and asked "sasa vipi mbona ume wachiya mseng kwangu" mseng aka jibu" kwani hujui kwamba VW engini upo nyuma siyo mbele!"
senator JF-Expert Member Joined Aug 9, 2007 Posts 1,924 Reaction score 68 Jun 6, 2011 #2 Duh!:confused2:
Globu JF-Expert Member Joined Jan 12, 2011 Posts 9,338 Reaction score 2,903 Jun 6, 2011 #3 Haaah haaaaa
De Javu JF-Expert Member Joined May 5, 2010 Posts 264 Reaction score 33 Jun 6, 2011 #4 Mkuu tuma salaam, chagua mziki........:smiling: