Mazuzu wawili

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Two presidents are talking over coffee and
croissants
at their country club one day. Kagame, of
Rwanda, says
to Kibaki(Kenya) "Hey, I tell you my driver is
really
stupid. Do you doubt me? Let me show you."
And he
called his driver over and said , "Bakasongo,
here is
a 10 dollar bill, go to the car showroom and
buy me a
Mercedes." To which Bakasongo
replied, "Yes Sir! Right away Sir!", and he
rushed
off. The president turned to his pal and said,
"See,
the moron is brainless."
Kibaki said,
"That's nothing. You want to see stupid? Let
me show
you stupid. He called his driver, "Kiptoon, run
home
now and check to see if I'm at home."
Kiptoon said,
"Yes Sir!! Right away Sir and ran off. Kibaki
turns smugly to his buddy, "See what I told
you?
That's my simpleton.
Later on, the two drivers met on the road.
Bakasongo
said to Kiptoon, "Eh, you
know my boss is really stupid. He gave me
10 dollars
and asked me to go to the car showroom
and buy him a
Mercedes... Like he doesn't know that today
is Sunday
and the showroom would be closed!. To
which Kiptoon
replied, "You think he is stupid, huh? My
boss is
worse, he asked me to go home to check if
he is at
home... Can't he just use his cellphone to
find out?

 

[Shery]

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[Katavi]

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[Sabode]

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[Kwamex]

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[Hmaster]

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[MNALIMUKA]

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[WISDOM SEEDS]

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You made my day

 

[Mamzalendo]

This is real funny,

 

[mgodi]

umeifanya siku yangu iwe swaafi sana.

 

[Osaba]

Tamu kama peremende.

 

[Spear_]

Tamu kama peremende.

ungesema lawalawa bana zile zenye mistari ya kijani mweupe na mwekundu.... tamu hiyoooo.....

 

[serio]

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[Leonard Robert]

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[Matti]

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