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King’asti · Jan 20, 2013

Hahahah. Msome kongosho hapo. Unajitemea chapchap kabla haijakula kwako.

Sumu said:
Anatakiwa ajitemee kwa ndani ya shati kabla hajalibadilisha shati alilolivaa wakati wa tukio.

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aisee, mie mpaka leo nikikutana na zeruzeru natamani kujitemea mate. I feel so ashamed ila kiukweli naogopa zeruzeru hadi leo. Mungu anisamehe, nalipa kwa kutoa sadwaka nikimkuta zeruzeru anauza kitu hata nisichohitaji nampa tu hela. Makes me feel better na unyanyapaa wangu!

Ruttashobolwa said:
Hahahahaha
Daaah jf raha tupu!
King'asti umenikumbusha mbali sana!

hii kitu imeniathiri hadi leo aisee. Dah, im serious!

Kongosho said:
ajitemee mara tatu mfululizo

King’asti · Jan 20, 2013

Mdogo wangu, inaelekea enzi hizo ulikuwa bado kuzaliwa eeh. Wenzio tulikuwa tukikutana na zeruzeru tunajitemea mate kifuani ili tusigeuke zeruzeru.

Blaine said:
fanya mara saba

asisahau kuchinja jogoo wa kijani ili kuondoa nuksi la sivyo mwaka mzima utamwendea kombo na dili zake za maendeleo zita-bounce :happy:

Kongosho · Jan 20, 2013

kwenye unyanyapaa hauko peke yako
ila mie siku hizi nimeacha kujitemea

ila haimaanishi unyanyapaa umeniisha, labda siku moja utaniishia (work in progress)

King'asti said:
aisee, mie mpaka leo nikikutana na zeruzeru natamani kujitemea mate. I feel so ashamed ila kiukweli naogopa zeruzeru hadi leo. Mungu anisamehe, nalipa kwa kutoa sadwaka nikimkuta zeruzeru anauza kitu hata nisichohitaji nampa tu hela. Makes me feel better na unyanyapaa wangu!

hii kitu imeniathiri hadi leo aisee. Dah, im serious!

BHULULU · Jan 20, 2013

babukijana said:
Niko hapa steshen(si ya mwakyembe)nasubiri treni niende hm.mara nageuka kushoto naona kuna vijana wawili wamekumbatiana kweli kweli.sikushtuka sana nikidhani ni mtu na bibi yake hawajakutana muda ndo wamekutana.ktk geuka geuka nawaona wote kwasura na wana ndevu za kufamtu.bado wamekumbatiana na wanakula denda km vile wameambiwa la mwisho mwisho
Nilipogundua hilo nikaishia kusikitika tu.ila najua ingekua bongo wale wangekula viboko vibaya sana
Anyway ndo maisha tuliyopo.w-end njema

Mkuu umenikumbusha na mimi siku moja nilikuwa kwenye railway station nasubiria mgeni wangu,miongoni mwa tuliokuwa pale alikuwepo punga,niligundua hilo baada ya treni kufika na walivyopokeana,dah!walidendeka siyo mchezo na busu kibao.Kweli huku kwa wenzetu siyo.Kama unavyosema,ingekuwa bongo wangeambulia kichapo cha nguvu

Blaine · Jan 20, 2013

King'asti said:
Mdogo wangu, inaelekea enzi hizo ulikuwa bado kuzaliwa eeh. Wenzio tulikuwa tukikutana na zeruzeru tunajitemea mate kifuani ili tusigeuke zeruzeru.

-_- kumbe nipo na watu wakubwa hapa JF. i used to hear that zamani maybe b4 2000, hata sikumbuki i was a kid. forget my offer then u wont make it one piece :happy: :happy:

Kongosho said:
hapana; akichelewa na yeye anabusiwa na mwenye ndevu.

There is a good chance that the couple doesn't find the thread starter won't even remotely interesting/attractive -.-

babukijana · Jan 20, 2013

broski said:
Umesikitika nini, yaani imekuuma nini?

we punga ww:whistle:

babukijana · Jan 20, 2013

jamii01 said:
Bado na wewe zemu yako..waanze kukushughulikia

we kenge kweli.kwa hapo mi mwenyewe mjeshi,ukileta boga lako nalitumbua kiroho mbayaaa:shut-mouth:

King’asti · Jan 20, 2013

This is such a big relief seriously. Nilidhani nna matatizo ya akili. Kuna mkutano mmoja nilishake hands na albino, i could feel his hand all day long. Nilijisikia vibaya kuwa na uharakati wote i felt that way. Pamoja na kujua exactly why yuko hivyo. Naona aibu sana aisee, i hope nitaweza kuwa rafiki na mmoja wao ili nijikomeshe.

Kongosho said:
kwenye unyanyapaa hauko peke yako
ila mie siku hizi nimeacha kujitemea

ila haimaanishi unyanyapaa umeniisha, labda siku moja utaniishia (work in progress)

hahahaha, yaani 2000 unaita zamani! Aisee uwe unaniamkia shkamoo mamdogo. Manake ningetaka ningekuzaa, damn the schooling! Heh, siku tukitoka gym ntakupeleka tuka-break the rules (icecream ama milkshake, my favourite cardinal sin)

Blaine said:
-_- kumbe nipo na watu wakubwa hapa JF. i used to hear that zamani maybe b4 2000, hata sikumbuki i was a kid. forget my offer then u wont make it one piece :happy: -

Blaine · Jan 20, 2013

King'asti said:
This is such a big relief seriously. Nilidhani nna matatizo ya akili. Kuna mkutano mmoja nilishake hands na albino, i could feel his hand all day long. Nilijisikia vibaya kuwa na uharakati wote i felt that way. Pamoja na kujua exactly why yuko hivyo. Naona aibu sana aisee, i hope nitaweza kuwa rafiki na mmoja wao ili nijikomeshe.

rome wasn't built in a day, its harder for the your generation.

King'asti said:
hahahaha, yaani 2000 unaita zamani! Aisee uwe unaniamkia shkamoo mamdogo. Manake ningetaka ningekuzaa, damn the schooling! Heh, siku tukitoka gym ntakupeleka tuka-break the rules (icecream ama milkshake, my favourite cardinal sin)

i'll put my most convincing strait face just for you, i'll even compliment your shape. (chonde chonde usije ukani-barlow :smiling🙂

Kongosho · Jan 20, 2013

Blaine said:
i'll put my most convincing strait face just for you, i'll even compliment your shape. (chonde chonde usije ukani-barlow :smiling🙂

ha ha ha ha, most convincing face?? For King'asti? Pawkuna mtu anajitakia ban ya milele huku.

Kuhusu ku-compliment shape, ukute ana shape kama Tyson, shauri lako.

Kongosho · Jan 20, 2013

King'asti said:
This is such a big relief seriously. Nilidhani nna matatizo ya akili. Kuna mkutano mmoja nilishake hands na albino, i could feel his hand all day long. Nilijisikia vibaya kuwa na uharakati wote i felt that way. Pamoja na kujua exactly why yuko hivyo. Naona aibu sana aisee, i hope nitaweza kuwa rafiki na mmoja wao ili nijikomeshe.

Ni aibu kwa kweli
ila nadhani ni kama 'phobia' hivi imejengeka
na phobia haiishi siku moja, inahitaji muda
ndio maana mie nasema am still a work in progress

ujue kipindi kinakua unyapaa kwa hawa watu ulikuwa wa juu sana, na tulikuwa tunaufanya hadharani bila kujali hisia zao. Kwa sasa tulichoweza ni kujali hisia zao ila unyanyapaa bado uko palepale.

Kuna mmoja nilimsikia anahojiwa kwenye TV, mdada aliongelea hili suala la unyanyapaa. Akaelezea alihamia shule moja Dar watu wote wakamwachia dawati siku ya kwanza, na 'kujitemea' hadharani.

Hivi ujue mie nimekuwa nikiamini hawa watu hawafi huwa wanapotelea porini? Sikuwahi kujiuliza wala why? Niliamini blindly. Kumbe wanauawa, nadhani kwa kanda ya ziwa hawa watu wamekuwa wanauawa miaka nenda rudi.

Anyway, god help me on this.

hahahaha, yaani 2000 unaita zamani! Aisee uwe unaniamkia shkamoo mamdogo. Manake ningetaka ningekuzaa, damn the schooling! Heh, siku tukitoka gym ntakupeleka tuka-break the rules (icecream ama milkshake, my favourite cardinal sin)

mie nimeshangaa 2000 kuwa zamani sana hadi iwe 'when I was a kid' halafu tuko naye hapa tunaongea mambo ya kizee.

Nimegundua hata wa kwangu wanaweza kuwa hapa nawakuza bila kujua.

Mkereketwa_Huyu · Jan 20, 2013

babukijana said:
Niko hapa steshen(si ya mwakyembe)nasubiri treni niende hm.mara nageuka kushoto naona kuna vijana wawili wamekumbatiana kweli kweli.sikushtuka sana nikidhani ni mtu na bibi yake hawajakutana muda ndo wamekutana.ktk geuka geuka nawaona wote kwasura na wana ndevu za kufamtu.bado wamekumbatiana na wanakula denda km vile wameambiwa la mwisho mwisho
Nilipogundua hilo nikaishia kusikitika tu.ila najua ingekua bongo wale wangekula viboko vibaya sana
Anyway ndo maisha tuliyopo.w-end njema

Bado sijakuelewa. Unawaonea wivu au ulitakaje?

babukijana · Jan 20, 2013

Mkereketwa_Huyu said:
Bado sijakuelewa. Unawaonea wivu au ulitakaje?

Punga mwingine huyu!

Blaine · Jan 20, 2013

Kongosho said:
ha ha ha ha, most convincing face?? For King'asti? Pawkuna mtu anajitakia ban ya milele huku

i mhh! nkisema ukweli ntakuwa banned, nikiplay strait napewa ban; mbona unanifunga? unaleta mambo ya damned if i do and damned if i dont -_-

Kongosho said:
Kuhusu ku-compliment shape, ukute ana shape kama Tyson, shauri lako.

mhhh!!ntakimbia,

Kongosho said:
Ni aibu kwa kweli
ila nadhani ni kama 'phobia' hivi imejengeka
na phobia haiishi siku moja, inahitaji muda
ndio maana mie nasema am still a work in progress

ujue kipindi kinakua unyapaa kwa hawa watu ulikuwa wa juu sana, na tulikuwa tunaufanya hadharani bila kujali hisia zao. Kwa sasa tulichoweza ni kujali hisia zao ila unyanyapaa bado uko palepale.

Kuna mmoja nilimsikia anahojiwa kwenye TV, mdada aliongelea hili suala la unyanyapaa. Akaelezea alihamia shule moja Dar watu wote wakamwachia dawati siku ya kwanza, na 'kujitemea' hadharani.

Hivi ujue mie nimekuwa nikiamini hawa watu hawafi huwa wanapotelea porini? Sikuwahi kujiuliza wala why? Niliamini blindly. Kumbe wanauawa, nadhani kwa kanda ya ziwa hawa watu wamekuwa wanauawa miaka nenda rudi.

Anyway, god help me on this

its a long held belief na kuiacha haitokei overnight. unajaribu kumkunja samaki aliyekauka, ukifanya papara anakatika lol

Kongosho said:
mie nimeshangaa 2000 kuwa zamani sana hadi iwe 'when I was a kid' halafu tuko naye hapa tunaongea mambo ya kizee.

Nimegundua hata wa kwangu wanaweza kuwa hapa nawakuza bila kujua.

jamani mie mkubwa sasa hivi, nakaribia kuitwa baba(not literally)

sokwe · Jan 20, 2013

It's just a mindset nothing else, mind your bussiness life is full of crazy shit

SHIEKA · Jan 20, 2013

babukijana said:
Niko hapa steshen(si ya mwakyembe)nasubiri treni niende hm.mara nageuka kushoto naona kuna vijana wawili wamekumbatiana kweli kweli.sikushtuka sana nikidhani ni mtu na bibi yake hawajakutana muda ndo wamekutana.ktk geuka geuka nawaona wote kwasura na wana ndevu za kufamtu.bado wamekumbatiana na wanakula denda km vile wameambiwa la mwisho mwisho
Nilipogundua hilo nikaishia kusikitika tu.ila najua ingekua bongo wale wangekula viboko vibaya sana
Anyway ndo maisha tuliyopo.w-end njema

Mbona unasimulia kama unaogopa vile? Taja nchi uliyomo, mji, na jina la kituo cha treni ili nikuelewe vizuri zaidi maana zipo nchi zimehalalisha ushoga.

PSL god · Apr 1, 2025

babukijana said:
Niko hapa steshen(si ya mwakyembe)nasubiri treni niende hm.mara nageuka kushoto naona kuna vijana wawili wamekumbatiana kweli kweli.sikushtuka sana nikidhani ni mtu na bibi yake hawajakutana muda ndo wamekutana.ktk geuka geuka nawaona wote kwasura na wana ndevu za kufamtu.bado wamekumbatiana na wanakula denda km vile wameambiwa la mwisho mwisho
Nilipogundua hilo nikaishia kusikitika tu.ila najua ingekua bongo wale wangekula viboko vibaya sana
Anyway ndo maisha tuliyopo.w-end njema

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