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You know the drill ladies.
Its your time to GIVE IT BACK.
Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other.
Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, Which is why a new holiday has been created.
Steak and BJ Day was invented by Tom Birdsey, may he live forever, and may the gods eternally bless his fate.
Men everywhere should build shrines and worship this man, who has been so kind as to bless us with a day devoted entirely to devouring massive hunks of cowflesh and having one's member gobbled.
Truly, he is a saint among swine, and deserving of the highest accolades in the worlds beyond.
Simple, effective and self explanatory, Steak and BJ Day has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the day explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!
Thanks to Steak and BJ Day, this dream has finally come true. And look how easy it is! Since we're really only one of two things, the formula for showing us that appreciation is really very simple. First: FOOD! Not any of that new-age healthy co-op market c.r.a.p, either. Just give us a big hunk of cow. Preferably still bleeding.
The napkin will be unnecessary, thanks, that's what the backs of our arms are for. I think the second part does not require any further explanation from me.
Best thing is: It's a win-win situation! Just think, ladies, of just how hard your man will try to please you on February 14th just at the *thought* of the rewards he will be receiving on his special day. There's no way to lose, unless you have difficulty suppressing your gag reflex.
March 14th is, in short: Best. Holiday. EVAR!
Source: Urban Dictionary: March 14th and So WTH is Steak and BJ Day??! (18+) | 97.9 The Box
Kaunga (Steak and BJ Day huitaji hata kufanya maombi), Karucee, snowhite, Kongosho