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Guys: 21 Things You Shouldn’t Do (Or Ask) When You Meet A Lady
So you just summoned the coueage to finally ‘toast’ that chick you’ve been eyeing and mildly stalking and you asked her on a movie and lunch date but you want to make an awesome first impression. Don’t worry, Ope’s gotchu. Just follow my list of do’s and don’ts below and you’re good to go.
1.Men shouldn’t be looking at their phone more than the Lady
2. Talking about your Bank account or how much his father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3.Smelling Bad (Mouth or Body Odour is a No. No!)
4.Don’t ask “ are you a virgin?”
5.Don’t ask her how many guys she’s been with ( Body Count)
6.If she’s going to pay the movie or dinner bills let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7.When your phone rings on a date and you’re asked where you are? Don’t give a degrading response e.g. (I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Bweasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about”)
8.Don’t insist on a “come to my house first date” or come to my friends house first date
9.Don’t leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10.Don’t buy her too many gifts she may think ure trying to buy her
11.If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don’t put her in the back seat
12.Don’t compare her to your Ex
13.Don’t talk about her weight or hair only in a positive way eg ( some guys may say : ure about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now?)
14. After the first s3x always call as a courtesy (even if the s3x was good or bad)
15.Table manners ( making sounds with ur mouth while eating, talking while theirs food in your mouth, using fork & knife for icecream)
16.Focus your eyes on her eyes not her bweast or ass. ( don’t look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17.Projecting yourself as someone youre not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don’t borrow ur friends car and say it’s yours, don’t lie your friend’s apartment is yours)
18.Don’t be too touchy & feely on a first date
19.Don’t be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20.Don’t ask her for money
21.Don’t ask for pictures unless she offers
Update.
Christmas Njema...
Guys: 21 Things You Shouldn’t Do (Or Ask) When You Meet A Lady
So you just summoned the coueage to finally ‘toast’ that chick you’ve been eyeing and mildly stalking and you asked her on a movie and lunch date but you want to make an awesome first impression. Don’t worry, Ope’s gotchu. Just follow my list of do’s and don’ts below and you’re good to go.
1.Men shouldn’t be looking at their phone more than the Lady
2. Talking about your Bank account or how much his father has ; this puts ladies off (Bragging)
3.Smelling Bad (Mouth or Body Odour is a No. No!)
4.Don’t ask “ are you a virgin?”
5.Don’t ask her how many guys she’s been with ( Body Count)
6.If she’s going to pay the movie or dinner bills let her know in advance ( no unexpected ATM failures, I forgot my wallet at home)
7.When your phone rings on a date and you’re asked where you are? Don’t give a degrading response e.g. (I dey with that big ass babe, I dey with tolu big Bweasts, I dey with that weekend chops I teh u about”)
8.Don’t insist on a “come to my house first date” or come to my friends house first date
9.Don’t leave your date to talk to another Lady for more that 2 minutes
10.Don’t buy her too many gifts she may think ure trying to buy her
11.If for any reason someone else needs to be in the car, don’t put her in the back seat
12.Don’t compare her to your Ex
13.Don’t talk about her weight or hair only in a positive way eg ( some guys may say : ure about to burst out of that dress, your hair should be due by now?)
14. After the first s3x always call as a courtesy (even if the s3x was good or bad)
15.Table manners ( making sounds with ur mouth while eating, talking while theirs food in your mouth, using fork & knife for icecream)
16.Focus your eyes on her eyes not her bweast or ass. ( don’t look at any other lady asides her on a date)
17.Projecting yourself as someone youre not (Ladies can spot fake confidence, or a fake in general) Don’t borrow ur friends car and say it’s yours, don’t lie your friend’s apartment is yours)
18.Don’t be too touchy & feely on a first date
19.Don’t be rude or nasty to the waiter or waitress to impress your date
20.Don’t ask her for money
21.Don’t ask for pictures unless she offers
Update.
Christmas Njema...
