Love Making Machine

A woman was having sex with her lover in
her apartment, 20 stores high. Suddenly she
hears her husband arriving at the
apartment. So she tells the lover 'Don't move
at all, I will resolve this situation'. The
husband gets in and asks 'Who is this!?'.
The wife says 'This is a robot I bought to
have sex with when you are out of town'.
The husband says 'Ok let's have sex now'.
The wife answers back 'No sweethe...art
yesterday I started my period but let me go
make a cup of coffee for you'. After the wife
left the husband says 'Damn it I'm so horny,
I will fu#k this robot!'.
So he tries to fu#k the robot, it (lover) starts
talking in a metallic robotic way saying
'SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE! SYSTEM
ERROR! WRONG HOLE'. The husband says
'Damn this robot is broken not working
properly. I'm throwing it out the window!'.
The lover realises that he is on the 20th floor
and fearing for his death changes
'SOFTWARE UPDATE!!! SOFTWARE UPDATE!!!
PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!! PLEASE TRY AGAIN !!!!

mmmmmhhhh, in another world this joke could be funny...

Hii kali

mkuu yan nimecheka mpaka basi. Kwe hii kali

Tehe tehe tehe! Nimeipenda.... But sitaki kujua nini kilifuata.

tehe tehe tehe! du! Huyo robot alifanya nyeusi sana,