vivian
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Looking out the window I impatiently tapped my foot as I waited for a friend who had obviously chosen to ignore the very purpose of time. He decided to be oblivious to this age old practice that has defined the very existence of our planet..the factor that has influenced events that determined the fate of our planet, the measure of life as we...okay fine he was late!
So to try and keep myself busy, I caressed the stem of my wine glass as I tried to taste/feel the various 'bursts of fruit flavours' in the wine as described in the bottle....Well the only burst I felt was that of anger for being kept waiting for that long despite his 'Give me 5 minutes' every single time I checked his progress.
While I was wondering if there is any wineries in Kenya so I can go drink from the source....I saw her/it. Allow me to explain the use of two pronouns. 'HER' is the lady who i have to admit was fine! I am as straight as they come but I had to stop fiddling with my wine glass and admire her tall, svelte, lithe figure as she glided into the restaurant. I could have sworn there was a moment of silence as the patrons took in this incredible creature that oozed confidence, grace and subtle tones of seduction.
'IT' is the dress...the main reason I noticed her...well besides the killer figure that I wish I had..That dress made my eyes water. Watery eyes could be because I was so 'moved' by the sheer beauty of it or the fact that even if I broke my bank account..I would never be able to afford that dress. The dress was a fitting grey dress with tones of black in all the right places. It was just the perfect length to be worn in an office, a cocktail party or even when making a business pitch.
She had the paired the dress with the right accessories, killer pair of shoes and finished the look with an elegant leather tote bag. Yes, she/it looked amazing!
As she passed by my table I had to follow her with my eyes and imagine my utter disappointment when I saw a panty line showing on her ample backside. The bad taste left in my mouth could not be cleared even by a gulp of the sweetest Riesling. She had single handedly reduced what was arguably the best look to a cheap, tacky eyesore.
Visible Panty Line (VPL) is a plague that seems to have overcome the ladies in this fine country of ours. Ladies just incase you did not know... a VPL is a big fashion no no. But this goes beyond fashion...it is literally the thin line between looking great and looking tacky.
I cringe every time I see a VPL, and everywhere I turn I am bound to see one. Kenyan women can dress to kill, great fashion sense and dress their ample bodies quite well. But this epidemic renders all those hours of dressing up useless.
Ladies...stop it! It is not cool, not fashionable and most definitely not seductive! What do you want us to wear you ask? Whether you decided to fill your closet with those oh so comfortable panties or your faith does not allow you to own other kinds of underwear..if you are going to wear a form fitting outfit, you better add a few 'proper' panties to your underwear collection.
Thongs. It is the best way to avoid a VPL but frowned upon by many who don't think they are comfortable. I swear by them but some don't..either way its a great way to start and the best way to completely avoid a VPL.
Granny Panties. Hehe i hear they are very comfortable and if you can find one that actually cups your derriere completely, then you will have succeeded at reducing this VPL menace. Be careful though, they might ride up and you will find yourself with something worse than a VPL.
Boy shorts/ boxer shorts. I like these, they are fun, comfortable and incredibly sexy. They cover you ass all the way to the thighs so no chance of VPL rearing its ugly head.
Seamless Panties. I like to call them invisible panties because they literally are invisible through the clothing. They do not have a seam at the ends so it basically molds to your skin. I also swear by them and they are a great alternative to thongs.
Commando. If all else fails, going sans underwear is not a crime. If you feel the need to be one with nature or air or whatever it is you plan to be one with, by all means go for it.
Well there you have it folks..lets help stop this plague that is VPL. Spread the word to all our sisters out there, join the sisterhood of invisible panties!
Oh yeah..my friend finally showed up and made the mistake of asking 'So what did I miss?'. Now he knows more about Panty Lines than any other male out there...not by choice of course.
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Save Our Sisters….. » Njambie Mungai
So to try and keep myself busy, I caressed the stem of my wine glass as I tried to taste/feel the various 'bursts of fruit flavours' in the wine as described in the bottle....Well the only burst I felt was that of anger for being kept waiting for that long despite his 'Give me 5 minutes' every single time I checked his progress.
While I was wondering if there is any wineries in Kenya so I can go drink from the source....I saw her/it. Allow me to explain the use of two pronouns. 'HER' is the lady who i have to admit was fine! I am as straight as they come but I had to stop fiddling with my wine glass and admire her tall, svelte, lithe figure as she glided into the restaurant. I could have sworn there was a moment of silence as the patrons took in this incredible creature that oozed confidence, grace and subtle tones of seduction.
'IT' is the dress...the main reason I noticed her...well besides the killer figure that I wish I had..That dress made my eyes water. Watery eyes could be because I was so 'moved' by the sheer beauty of it or the fact that even if I broke my bank account..I would never be able to afford that dress. The dress was a fitting grey dress with tones of black in all the right places. It was just the perfect length to be worn in an office, a cocktail party or even when making a business pitch.
She had the paired the dress with the right accessories, killer pair of shoes and finished the look with an elegant leather tote bag. Yes, she/it looked amazing!
As she passed by my table I had to follow her with my eyes and imagine my utter disappointment when I saw a panty line showing on her ample backside. The bad taste left in my mouth could not be cleared even by a gulp of the sweetest Riesling. She had single handedly reduced what was arguably the best look to a cheap, tacky eyesore.
Visible Panty Line (VPL) is a plague that seems to have overcome the ladies in this fine country of ours. Ladies just incase you did not know... a VPL is a big fashion no no. But this goes beyond fashion...it is literally the thin line between looking great and looking tacky.
I cringe every time I see a VPL, and everywhere I turn I am bound to see one. Kenyan women can dress to kill, great fashion sense and dress their ample bodies quite well. But this epidemic renders all those hours of dressing up useless.
Ladies...stop it! It is not cool, not fashionable and most definitely not seductive! What do you want us to wear you ask? Whether you decided to fill your closet with those oh so comfortable panties or your faith does not allow you to own other kinds of underwear..if you are going to wear a form fitting outfit, you better add a few 'proper' panties to your underwear collection.
Thongs. It is the best way to avoid a VPL but frowned upon by many who don't think they are comfortable. I swear by them but some don't..either way its a great way to start and the best way to completely avoid a VPL.
Granny Panties. Hehe i hear they are very comfortable and if you can find one that actually cups your derriere completely, then you will have succeeded at reducing this VPL menace. Be careful though, they might ride up and you will find yourself with something worse than a VPL.
Boy shorts/ boxer shorts. I like these, they are fun, comfortable and incredibly sexy. They cover you ass all the way to the thighs so no chance of VPL rearing its ugly head.
Seamless Panties. I like to call them invisible panties because they literally are invisible through the clothing. They do not have a seam at the ends so it basically molds to your skin. I also swear by them and they are a great alternative to thongs.
Commando. If all else fails, going sans underwear is not a crime. If you feel the need to be one with nature or air or whatever it is you plan to be one with, by all means go for it.
Well there you have it folks..lets help stop this plague that is VPL. Spread the word to all our sisters out there, join the sisterhood of invisible panties!
Oh yeah..my friend finally showed up and made the mistake of asking 'So what did I miss?'. Now he knows more about Panty Lines than any other male out there...not by choice of course.
Web Page: Save Our Sisters….. » Njambie Mungai

