KUANGUKIA C MCHEZO BANA

[Red Scorpion]

Mume amempigia simu mtalaka wake ataka warudiane. ..

Mume: nisamehe naomba turudiane...

Mke: una kikombe hapo?

Mume: No! Kwanini?!

Mke: Kachukue kikombe jikoni...

Mume: Umefanya wazimu? Sawa nishaenda chukua. Sema...

Mke: Kibwage kwanzia juu mpaka chini.

Mume: Tayari.

Mke: Kimevunjika sio!! Sasa kirudishe kilivo kua...

Mume: No, hakijavunjika kwajili cha plastic...

Mke: !!!! mkorofi mkubwa ww, haya njoo unichukue...

 

[Mainus]

Aithee kweli huyo mkorof

 

[Vodka]

Alishatabiri huyo

 

[Chapa Nalo Jr]

Jamaa ana akili ya haraka sana