A TAXI DRIVER STOPS AT SHELL GARAGE
Driver: Kijana naomba unijazie tank yangu.
Petrol attendant: I only speak English sir, could
you please say that in
English?...
Driver: Oh! Ok Good morning, I currently feel a
profound desire to
replenish the propellant of my motorized
automobile, therefore I cordially
request that you transfer from your subterranean
reservoir a sufficient
quantity of the combustible fluid of the highest
octane rating to fill the
appropriate receptacle of the said means of
perambullation to the brim.
Petrol attendant: Mheshimiwa hutaniwi? Mimi naongea kiswahili tuu.