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Kila nikienda Club naona ni kama kila demu tayari ana mwenyeji (dume)

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Michael Ngusa, Feb 24, 2016.

  1. Michael Ngusa

    Michael Ngusa JF-Expert Member

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    Wadau,

    Mwenzenu ni mla bata kiaina lakini eneo hili nakaribia kunyoosha mikono juu. Kila Club nayoenda, iwe ni ya uswahilini au Maisha Basement au Billz, naona ni kama watu mule wanafahamiana siku nyingi so ni full kupeana mahug na mimi najikuta nimehang hang tu bila kuwa na wa kuchat nae, licha ya kuwa willing kumgharamia bill yake usiku huo (kama akijitokeza).

    Nikijaribu kumingle, either nasonywa au anaondoka mbele yangu, I feel soooo embarrased. Najua kuna walio kwenye biashara mule lakini ni wachahce na kumspoti ni ngumu kweli coz kila mtu sista duu, tablet kubwa as if she doesn't give a fuc*

    Nifanyeje jamani angalau niwe naopoa opoa?

    Nawasilisha
     
  2. papiso

    papiso JF-Expert Member

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    First thing dress to impress sio lazima ulipuke sana just simple but smart tulia sehemu moja na kinywaji chako usiwe mtu wa kupepesa macho hovyo another thing usipende kwenda pekee yako bana at least uwe na rafiki hata mmoja,kuhusu malaya wa kupiga naye story muulize waiter yoyote au baunsa lakini itabidi umtoe chochote utashangaa kampani ya mademu utayoipata hata mimi zamani yalinikuta hayo ila sasa huwa nawakimbia kila club au bar ninayoenda mkuu
     
  3. Bavaria

    Bavaria JF-Expert Member

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    Kama unaenda club kusikiliza music achana na mambo ya mademu.

    Kama unaenda kucheza sio lazima ubambie mwanamke.

    Unaweza kucheza mwenyewe. Na usiwe kichwa juu muda wote.

    Don't be desperate kupata mtu wa kukupa kampani.
     
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    NasDaz JF-Expert Member

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    Raha ya Club kampani... 3-5 na kama ni special event mnachukua Hiace kabisa!! Sasa unaenda club peke yako utafikiri unaenda kuungama!!
     
  5. Chiwaso

    Chiwaso JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja sana
     
  6. Chiwaso

    Chiwaso JF-Expert Member

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    Just be calm, angalia wa kukufaa siku hiyo, cheki na wahudumu ili kumfahamu zaidi. Peleka ofa kisha ita. Wapo kibao wapenda starehe na hela hawana,na pia wako kibao ambao hawana fedha na ajira yao ni kuuza chiu. Be strategic chief.
     
  7. platozoom

    platozoom JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna Mwanaume anakosa Mwanamke katika yale mazingira!!!?
     
  8. miss chagga

    miss chagga JF-Expert Member

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    huna mvuto, hujui kuvaaa.. huna pesa . unakunywa maji ya uhai +konyagi lazima kila mtu awe na mtu
     
  9. miss chagga

    miss chagga JF-Expert Member

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    mleta mada amekosa
     
  10. PjMarLu

    PjMarLu JF-Expert Member

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    Tatizo lako umeanza kwenda club juzi, afu pekeako!
    Ni kama vile umekurupuka aisee!
     
  11. Daudi1

    Daudi1 JF-Expert Member

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    Ukienda clab nenda na wako bwana
     
  12. Pazmanian

    Pazmanian JF-Expert Member

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    Uyu mleta mada ndio wale wa kipindi kile wakati watu wanaenda club yeye anasongoka, msuli bundi, wakirudi wenzake wanamuhadithia wamebambia au wamebeba mizigo. Sasa haikua raisi hivo we nenda na mpunga wa kutosha nenda katege kaunta, sambaza mpunga mezani watakuja wenyewe tu.
     
  13. HARUFU

    HARUFU Platinum Member

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    Mademu wa Club wamegawanyika.

    Kuna wale ambaio wao Club wanaenda kujirusha ila ukiziingizia unang'oa bila wasi.

    Kuna wale ambao wanaenda kibiashara, na mara nyingi utawakuta kaunta. Hawa wa kibiashara mnakubaliana umpe shilingi ngapi ili ukamgonge, na hata kama unataka kwenda kulala nae mpaka majogoo, ni makubaliano yenu tu.

    Hawa wa kibiashara kaunta wala hupati tabu kuwafahamu, utawaona mapozi yao. Akikuona mchizi umetulia kwa mbali basi ataanza kujigeuza geuza na kuachia sehemu zake za siri wazi ili akukoleze. Na mara nyingi hawavai chupi, naniliu yote unaiona bila chenga.

    Na mara nyingi wanapotoka majumbani mwao, wanakwenda na nguo za heshima wakishafika Club wanabadilisha wanavaa vimini, au nguo zozote za kutamanishana ili kukuwasha wewe mteja.
    Ila ukitaka kwenda kulala nao, mara nyingi wengi wao wanataka muondoke mida mibovu. Hapo wanasikilizia pengine kuna mteja ambae anaweza akalipa dau kubwa.

    Na kuna wale ambao Club kwao ni kama sehemu ya maisha yao, kama unavyoona mademu wa baa vile, kila utakapoenda utawakuta. Hawa wao wanataka kutongozwa, ukitongoza hachomoi. Sasa hawa ndio mtapokezana kama mpira wa kona.

    Kuanzia DJ, na listi bado ndefu inaendelea.

    Ngoja niishie hapa maana aina za mademu wa Club zinaendelea, nimeamua kukatisha hapa
     
  14. dekitambi

    dekitambi JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaahuhuhuhuuuuuuuuuu mbavu zangu mieeeee... mule mulee bila chenga.. mkuu umempiga ya utosi huyoo
     
  15. Malcom Lumumba

    Malcom Lumumba JF-Expert Member

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    Simply umevamia fani mazee.
    Kila kitu hapa duniani kinahitaji mwalimu.

    Sema usiwe desperate hivyo kwasababu kwa maelezo yako unapenda sana mteremko.

    Tafuta mwanamke ndiyo uende naye club, au unawaogopa huku nje???????
    Wewe kidume bwana usiwaogope.
     
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