Kibuti cha dharau..............

St. Paka Mweusi · Sep 19, 2012

Kuna mtu kanijia analia kapigwa kibuti na GF wake,nikamshangaa yaani kibuti tu ndio unalia mbona wako wengi tafuta mwingine maisha yaendelee,jamaa akaniambia kinachomuuma sio kuachwa ila ni vile alivyoupokea ujumbe huo.Umbea ukanishika enhee amaekuachaje ..?? Ananiambia kaletewa barua iliyoandikwa kwenye Toilet paper kisha toilet paper hiyo ikatumika kujiswafi kunako kisha ikawekwa katika bahasha ni kutumwa kwa muhusika.Nikajiuliza mh hivi vibuti ni vya aina aina kumbe...Nisaidieni wadau nivijue zaidi,wewe umeshawahi kupiga au kupigwa kibuti gani cha dharau....

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

Umenikumbusha mwaka 2008 pale nilipomfuata aliyewahi kuwa mpenzi wangu ambae alikuwa mwimbaji wa Bendi flani ya Wakongo.
Alikuwa anaimba,nikapanda stejini nikamnyang'anya Mic kisha nikamnong'oneza sikioni kuwa "Kuanzia leo Tusijuane,Sikutaki na Wala Usinifate kwani Nitakutoa nishai"
kisha nikashuka,nikaondoka zangu Nyumbani.
Nahs kile Kibuti hatokaa akisahau mpaka anakufa.

St. Paka Mweusi · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Umenikumbusha mwaka 2008 pale nilipomfuata aliyewahi kuwa mpenzi wangu ambae alikuwa mwimbaji wa Bendi flani ya Wakongo.
Alikuwa anaimba,nikapanda stejini nikamnyang'anya Mic kisha nikamnong'oneza sikioni kuwa "Kuanzia leo Tusijuane,Sikutaki na Wala Usinifate kwani Nitakutoa nishai"
kisha nikashuka,nikaondoka zangu Nyumbani.
Nahs kile Kibuti hatokaa akisahau mpaka anakufa.

Wacha nikapate Lunch,mh.. alikomaje sasa.......
Naona na shoo iliharibika....

Preta · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Umenikumbusha mwaka 2008 pale nilipomfuata aliyewahi kuwa mpenzi wangu ambae alikuwa mwimbaji wa Bendi flani ya Wakongo.
Alikuwa anaimba,nikapanda stejini nikamnyang'anya Mic kisha nikamnong'oneza sikioni kuwa "Kuanzia leo Tusijuane,Sikutaki na Wala Usinifate kwani Nitakutoa nishai"
kisha nikashuka,nikaondoka zangu Nyumbani.
Nahs kile Kibuti hatokaa akisahau mpaka anakufa.

khaaaa....!!....ila nimeipenda....

Lucas · Sep 19, 2012

tukiwa sekondari kuna rafiki yetu darasani alipata rafiki kwenye shule ya wasichana jirani, wakiwa katika, mahusiano siku moja brother alipeleka zawadi ya lotion na binti akampa zawadi ya perfume. siku walipobwagana brother akamwambia ulikuwa "kipori" yaani ugly, huvutii kabisa ndio maana nilikuletea lotiona angalau upendeze lakini wapi!! na binti akamjibu wewe ulikuwa na harufu mbaya ndio maana nikakuletea perfume!!! sijui nani zaidi hapa!!

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

Preta said:
khaaaa....!!....ila nimeipenda....

Preta Mummy, dawa ya Mwanaume anaekung'ang'ania wakati hatakiwi ni Kumtoa nishai tena mbele za watu.
Hiyo ndio Dozi yao.

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

St. Paka Mweusi said:
Wacha nikapate Lunch,mh.. alikomaje sasa.......
Naona na shoo iliharibika....

Ndio dawa yenu hyo.

Katavi · Sep 19, 2012

Sijawahi pigwa kibuti na sidhani kama itakuja kutokea.

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

Katavi said:
Sijawahi pigwa kibuti na sidhani kama itakuja kutokea.

Ngoja nikamwambie akupige.

Watu8 · Sep 19, 2012

kuna vile vibuti mtu hapokei simu wa kujibu SMS....yaan kimya kimya

St. Paka Mweusi · Sep 19, 2012

Nimeshakwambia usinifuatefuate nyumbani kwangu we husikii bado unakuja tu na miuaua yako hapa, haya Almasi hebu wafungulie Bobi umfukuze huyu mtu na sitaki kumuona tena hapa,hiyo alipewa mtu.................

Leak · Sep 19, 2012

Lazima alishindwa kuimba huyo.

Madame B said:
Umenikumbusha mwaka 2008 pale nilipomfuata aliyewahi kuwa mpenzi wangu ambae alikuwa mwimbaji wa Bendi flani ya Wakongo.
Alikuwa anaimba,nikapanda stejini nikamnyang'anya Mic kisha nikamnong'oneza sikioni kuwa "Kuanzia leo Tusijuane,Sikutaki na Wala Usinifate kwani Nitakutoa nishai"
kisha nikashuka,nikaondoka zangu Nyumbani.
Nahs kile Kibuti hatokaa akisahau mpaka anakufa.

Leak · Sep 19, 2012

Daaaaaah hii kali hivi vibuti vingine bhana! Duu uku ni kuvunjiana heshima na utu!

Mphamvu · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Umenikumbusha mwaka 2008 pale nilipomfuata aliyewahi kuwa mpenzi wangu ambae alikuwa mwimbaji wa Bendi flani ya Wakongo.
Alikuwa anaimba,nikapanda stejini nikamnyang'anya Mic kisha nikamnong'oneza sikioni kuwa "Kuanzia leo Tusijuane,Sikutaki na Wala Usinifate kwani Nitakutoa nishai"
kisha nikashuka,nikaondoka zangu Nyumbani.
Nahs kile Kibuti hatokaa akisahau mpaka anakufa.

Mungu akulipe kadiri ya stahiki yako...

St. Paka Mweusi · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Preta Mummy, dawa ya Mwanaume anaekung'ang'ania wakati hatakiwi ni Kumtoa nishai tena mbele za watu.
Hiyo ndio Dozi yao.

Na mwanamke akikung`ang`ania je naye vipi..??

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

Mphamvu said:
Mungu akulipe kadiri ya stahiki yako...

Na hyo Laana yako hainipati Ng'o.
Dawa yenu ni hiyo hiyo mpaka kieleweke.

Madame B · Sep 19, 2012

St. Paka Mweusi said:
Na mwanamke akikung`ang`ania je naye vipi..??

Wanaume wote hao,kisa cha kukung'ang'ania?
Akhuu natafuta mwingine bhana.

St. Paka Mweusi · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Wanaume wote hao,kisa cha kukung'ang'ania?
Akhuu natafuta mwingine bhana.

Huwa namwambia mbona wanaume tuko wengi lakini yeye
anasema hawaoni kaniona mimi tu sasa sijui huyu kibuti gani kitamfaa..??

Mphamvu · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Na hyo Laana yako hainipati Ng'o.
Dawa yenu ni hiyo hiyo mpaka kieleweke.

Dawa ya ugonjwa gani sasa?
Unajua unaweza kushangaa kila ukipika chakula hakiwivi, kumbe mkaka wa watu anamlilia Mungu huko. Laana sio mpaka uokote makopo ati?

Katavi · Sep 19, 2012

Madame B said:
Ngoja nikamwambie akupige.

Hahahaah!! Sipigwi kibuti hata ukiingiza fitna zako.

Kibuti cha dharau..............

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