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How to Survive Las Vegas RUGBY SEVENS
31 January 2013
1. Don't get arrested
Boss, going to jail in Las Vegas is not like going to jail in Addison, TX after a night out drinking $4 beers at Nai, where the jailers feed you McDonalds for breakfast before you bail out. Don't drink and drive on the strip and don't slap your mama in the hotel room coz she got chipsed by a jamaa from Cali the night before. Kwanza remember most jamaas by Sunday are broke …you're not going to find someone to bail you out for another 2 maybe 3 weeks. Vegas is a b**ch, remember O.J killed a white woman in Cali and got away, only to receive decades in Vegas for stealing his own sh*t! Sh*t is real in Vegas..if you aint about that life, don't get arrested in Las Vegas!!
2. Book your flight early
Listen bro, in Stato, you don't just wake up like in Nairobi, go to JKIA and get a flight. Booking a flight late could add at least $120 …do you know how many drinks $120 can buy in Vegas?? Well, not much maybe like 6.. but 6 can make the difference between chipsing and going to PH to try your luck. Try and at least book your flight 30 days in advance. Kwanza if you book your room and hotel together you save more money. You can also save by joining a loyalty program like Southwest or American Airlines. You fly either of these all year and by the time Vegas fikas you have a free flight you can use. The last time I paid more than $5(and that was for tax only) for a flight was 3 years ago. You can also use miles for a hotel room. Imagine that, no money spent on flight or hotel.
3. Save your vacation days
How many jamaas do you know who arrive Friday and have to leave drunk and mad on Sunday. If you want to leave half sober and happy, save your vacation days to arrive may be Thursday and leave Monday afte recuperated. Trust me you don't want to be missing flights coz you were too drunk and then have to sleep at the Airport while on standby.
4. If she's drunk and willing to go to your room like now..do it! Don't hesitate.
Needs no further elaboration.
5. Pre-flight
You'll save mob chums by heading to the nearest tom thumb or Kroger when you arrive in Vegas and buying liquor. You then injest as much of this liquor before you head to the club that way you can afford to drink water and beer..like a boss!
6. Make friends with Djs and promoters-saves you money
I don't know about you, but paying $30 cover is like receiving a colonoscopy by a doctor with long bony fingers. . Very painful. Read a book on how to make friends and influence people..then find the nearest DJ/promoter…who can wave you in..like a boss!
7. Paying $70 for a stadium ticket is stupid.
Again, making friends is important..those same friends can slide their tickets between those gate rails at Sam Boyd Stadium.
8. Don't go dressed like a Liverpool fan
Liverpool fans are the worst dressed hooligans on the planet. You'll typically see them breezing by themselves in the club with their soccer t-shirts. Meanwhile Manchester fans are rocking suits and going places..even though their team is not. Kama unataka kuhug pilo peke yako kama fans wa Liverpool, dress like them.
9. Pack light
One suitcase is enough-you don't want to be drunk at the airport in Vegas on the way back home and hauling 3 suitcases.
10. Don't sleep at PH
Guys from Kansas are the ones notorious for this behavior. Wankunywa kama prohibition ended janaa halafu wanalala ovyo ovyo. Boss..not a good look.
11. Ladies, if youre going to wear high heels and drink...
remember there is a small thing Isaac Newton discovered called gravity. Grab on to the nearest jamaa from Dallas for stability!
12. Vegas is where relationships go to die.
The veterans have emphasized for years, don't bring your gacugwa to Vegas, things will go south…very quickly! Blame it on the water, the air.. or the thirsty jamaas from Dallas.. but Vegas is not for couples. Thank me later!
Source: Joseph Karoki
31 January 2013
1. Don't get arrested
Boss, going to jail in Las Vegas is not like going to jail in Addison, TX after a night out drinking $4 beers at Nai, where the jailers feed you McDonalds for breakfast before you bail out. Don't drink and drive on the strip and don't slap your mama in the hotel room coz she got chipsed by a jamaa from Cali the night before. Kwanza remember most jamaas by Sunday are broke …you're not going to find someone to bail you out for another 2 maybe 3 weeks. Vegas is a b**ch, remember O.J killed a white woman in Cali and got away, only to receive decades in Vegas for stealing his own sh*t! Sh*t is real in Vegas..if you aint about that life, don't get arrested in Las Vegas!!
2. Book your flight early
Listen bro, in Stato, you don't just wake up like in Nairobi, go to JKIA and get a flight. Booking a flight late could add at least $120 …do you know how many drinks $120 can buy in Vegas?? Well, not much maybe like 6.. but 6 can make the difference between chipsing and going to PH to try your luck. Try and at least book your flight 30 days in advance. Kwanza if you book your room and hotel together you save more money. You can also save by joining a loyalty program like Southwest or American Airlines. You fly either of these all year and by the time Vegas fikas you have a free flight you can use. The last time I paid more than $5(and that was for tax only) for a flight was 3 years ago. You can also use miles for a hotel room. Imagine that, no money spent on flight or hotel.
3. Save your vacation days
How many jamaas do you know who arrive Friday and have to leave drunk and mad on Sunday. If you want to leave half sober and happy, save your vacation days to arrive may be Thursday and leave Monday afte recuperated. Trust me you don't want to be missing flights coz you were too drunk and then have to sleep at the Airport while on standby.
4. If she's drunk and willing to go to your room like now..do it! Don't hesitate.
Needs no further elaboration.
5. Pre-flight
You'll save mob chums by heading to the nearest tom thumb or Kroger when you arrive in Vegas and buying liquor. You then injest as much of this liquor before you head to the club that way you can afford to drink water and beer..like a boss!
6. Make friends with Djs and promoters-saves you money
I don't know about you, but paying $30 cover is like receiving a colonoscopy by a doctor with long bony fingers. . Very painful. Read a book on how to make friends and influence people..then find the nearest DJ/promoter…who can wave you in..like a boss!
7. Paying $70 for a stadium ticket is stupid.
Again, making friends is important..those same friends can slide their tickets between those gate rails at Sam Boyd Stadium.
8. Don't go dressed like a Liverpool fan
Liverpool fans are the worst dressed hooligans on the planet. You'll typically see them breezing by themselves in the club with their soccer t-shirts. Meanwhile Manchester fans are rocking suits and going places..even though their team is not. Kama unataka kuhug pilo peke yako kama fans wa Liverpool, dress like them.
9. Pack light
One suitcase is enough-you don't want to be drunk at the airport in Vegas on the way back home and hauling 3 suitcases.
10. Don't sleep at PH
Guys from Kansas are the ones notorious for this behavior. Wankunywa kama prohibition ended janaa halafu wanalala ovyo ovyo. Boss..not a good look.
11. Ladies, if youre going to wear high heels and drink...
remember there is a small thing Isaac Newton discovered called gravity. Grab on to the nearest jamaa from Dallas for stability!
12. Vegas is where relationships go to die.
The veterans have emphasized for years, don't bring your gacugwa to Vegas, things will go south…very quickly! Blame it on the water, the air.. or the thirsty jamaas from Dallas.. but Vegas is not for couples. Thank me later!
Source: Joseph Karoki
