Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[Abdul10]

Story yako aiseee, Kwanza natafakari jinsi ambavyo ulivyokuwa na kifua Cha kuimili yote hayo, Mimi ndoa ingekufa siku ambayo ningefahamu yote hayo!!! Pole Sana ndgu jitahidi kufanya fanya na Ibada na Maombi MUNGU asimame Kati yenu

Kuwa makini huyo mwanamke anaweza hata kuku ua huko mbeleni

 

[Chaos Master]

MY WIFE DID SOMETHING TO MY MANHOOD AND NOW I CAN NOT IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIENDS

Hi, I have a big problem that is giving me sleepless nights lately. I married my wife in 2015. Like any other man, I decided to get a side chick after 2 years in marriage because it's not easy sometimes for we guys to stay with one woman.

Fast forward, 2 months ago I noticed that it was impossible for me to perform as a man whenever I tried to cheat. I could find all sort of excuses to my side chicks. I decided to switch women and it was the same problem.

I talked to a witchdoctor who asked me if I could perform well when am with my wife at home and I said yes. That's when it clicked to me that there was a bigger problem. I have come to realised that my wife could be behind this evil heartless experience.

My friend took me to a traditional healer deep in Dedza who told me it's my wife doing this to me. And that it's only her to set me free. The problem is I don't know how to even start discussing this with her. I need my freedom back as a Man. My side chicks are complaining!

Please how do I ask her 🙆

 

[Deeplowmatt]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Deeplowmatt]

Demu kamtumia sms boyfriend wake
GIRL: Kuanzia Leo usinitumie sms Tena na Wala usinipigie na namba zako nafutaa.....
JAMAA: Samahani kwani wewe nani mwenzangu?
GIRL: Anyway Mimi ni Aisha
JAMAA: Ah nimeshituka mi nilidhani Mwantum....
Demu akabaki ameduwaa maana alitarajia kupata ushindi akaambulia Stresssss.......

 

[Deeplowmatt]

Duuh Kuna watu Wana roho ngumu jamani..!!Leo nimemwona jamaa akivuta sigara kanisani ndani bila hata wasiwasi,Yaani nilitetemeka mpaka nikaangusha bia yangu..!!

 

[Deeplowmatt]

Vichaa walipanga kutoroka,
wakakubaliana wamnyonge mlinzi
watoroke! Walipofika getini wakakuta
geti lipo wazi na hakuna mlinzi,
wakasema "Turudi mipango yote
imevurugika...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[only for studying]

MY WIFE DID SOMETHING TO MY MANHOOD AND NOW I CAN NOT IMPRESS MY GIRLFRIENDS

Hi, I have a big problem that is giving me sleepless nights lately. I married my wife in 2015. Like any other man, I decided to get a side chick after 2 years in marriage because it's not easy sometimes for we guys to stay with one woman.

Fast forward, 2 months ago I noticed that it was impossible for me to perform as a man whenever I tried to cheat. I could find all sort of excuses to my side chicks. I decided to switch women and it was the same problem.

I talked to a witchdoctor who asked me if I could perform well when am with my wife at home and I said yes. That's when it clicked to me that there was a bigger problem. I have come to realised that my wife could be behind this evil heartless experience.

My friend took me to a traditional healer deep in Dedza who told me it's my wife doing this to me. And that it's only her to set me free. The problem is I don't know how to even start discussing this with her. I need my freedom back as a Man. My side chicks are complaining!

Please how do I ask her

underperfom

 

[chuma00]

Iyo ipo sana mungu awabakiki

 

[ujanamajiyamoto]

MUGABE NAE KWA MAJIBU ANATISHA
SWALI:Kwanini wanasiasa wala rushwa hawaendi jela ?

MUGABE! Hii ni sawa na mbu anayeng'ata kwenye pumbu hawezi kupigwa kofi zito.

Hatari kwakweli

 

[KING KIGODA]

Mama mja mzito aliketi vibaya mbele ya mtoto.. mtoto akamwambia naona raundi hii utazaa mvulana.. Mama akamuuliza umejuaje.. mtoto akajibu nimeona ndevu.

 

[KING KIGODA]

Mkurya kapewa uji wa moto nyumbani kwake, kaunywa kwa haraka ili awahi kazini kaungua mdomo. Kufika kazini akaulizwa, "imekuwaje ukaungua mdomo?"
Akajibu "mama Bhoke kanipa uchi wa moto"
Sio mimi, tatizo lafudhi

 

[Mika_Graphix]

Leo nimeenda kuchangia damu hospitalini,mara wananambia soda na biskuti zimeisha..!
Sa hii nipo zangu njiani na damu yangu kwenye blood bag naelekea nyumbani. Bora niwapelekee mbu take away..


wala sijawahi vutaga bangi Mimi

Umetishaaaaaa kinoma noma😅😅😅 ila hapana asee unatakiwa ukapime akilii🚶🏿🚶🏿🚶🏿

 

[Rocky2]

Ile time unabaki kuona aibu,ni pale
unafanya mtihan wa mathematics halafu
jina huandiki sababu unajijua wewe ni
kilaza!!!!!!!sasa mwalimu anakuja kugawa
mitihan baada ya kusaisha,,,anagawa
mitihan yote halafu wanafunz wote wamepata mitihan yao, pekee ako ndo
haujapata!!!!
halafu unakuja kusikia mwalimu anasema
kuna punda haijaandka jina ije hapa

hapo ndo utajua kwa nini titi ni ziwa lakini hakuna samaki

hahahah aty titi ni ziwa alo nasoma mpaka nukta kwenye huu uzi

 

[mutup]

Mkuu umesema watu wenye stress tupitie hapa

😆 😆

 

[Ernst kipire]

Wasichana wote ni kunguru,wameniaribia uvulana wangu

 

[Da Vinci XV]

Ex wangu leo kaupdate status yake ya watsap et "NILIOTEMBEA NAO WOTEMKAPIME" Saizi nipo apa pa fundi nguo pana foleni sanaHarusi sijui lini anapenda kushtukiza sana

😂😂😂

 

[Da Vinci XV]

Basi utaondoka na stress..!

Stress ni nini??
Stress ni pale umeenda kijijini kwa bibi ako huku umebeba jeans zako tano zile ja mtindo wa kuchanika (chanika jeans) sasa siku ukazifua ukazianika ukaenda zako kutembea ile unarudi jioni unakuta bibi yako kazianua afu kazishona zote!


Future

😂

 

[Da Vinci XV]

"Kuna mbaba mmoja mtanashati.....akivaaga suruali zake huku mbele anakuwa katunaaaaaa, yaani natamani nimyonye tu." - Kuna wadada walikuwa wanasema haya juzi pale Break Point, Kinondoni.

😂😂

 

[Da Vinci XV]

Kuna group nimeingia huko whatsapp nikauliza jamni vipi?kimya, jamani wazima humu nikakuta kimya
nimebadili jina la group kuwa "wauza madawa ya kulevya wa dar" hivi navyosema wameleft karibu wote ...nataka mambo mubashara bwana alaahkwamba kunijibu nalo ni suala mtambuka

😂

 

[Da Vinci XV]

Mambo ya daladalan bhana
Boy: Dada mambo
Girl: mwanaume suruali nikupeleke WAP?
Boy: wanapouza mashati!

Nmecheka had nmepitiliza kituo naona mahali pame andikwa miltar lugalo afu niko ndan ya fensi naskiza atae kuja nielkeza

😂😂😂