Kama una stress pitia hapa, usiache kutupia na wewe maneno yako

[toroka uje mjini]

*Mtoto*: *Baba*
*kukosa na*
*kupata*
*bora nini.*
*Baba*: *bora*
*kupata*
*mwanangu.*
*Mtoto*: *Basi*
*nimepata*
*mimba.*
🤣🤣🤣

 

[toroka uje mjini]

*Mwanamke akikutumia msg "Mambo vipi?" Mjibu tu POA, ila kama una hela hazina kazi unaweza kujibu POWA NAMBIE MY.*‍♂‍♂‍♂

 

[toroka uje mjini]

*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

 

[toroka uje mjini]

_*Demu Wako Ni Mweusi Kama Mkaa, Lakini Kwenye Simu yako Umemsave 'My Sunshine' Braza Punguza Unafiki*_

 

[toroka uje mjini]

```Kuna Mzee Mmoja alipokaribia kufa akaacha wasia ufuatao``` *"Nikifa Bomoeni Nyumba, Kuna Mali Nyingi Sana Chini!''* ```Alipokufa wale watoto wakafata Wosia, Wakabomoa Nyumba, wakakuta Karatasi imeandikwa ``` *"KAMA NYIE VIDUME, JENGENI YAKWENU ''.*

 

[mchawi wa kusini]

Akili yako ndio inayokupa kula

 

[division 5]

*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

unabaki nje,hautoki nje

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[shangwe1]

Jibu linaluja Kuwa ni wa mkewamgu

nimecheka sanaaaaa

 

[Numbisa]

Being dumped by the person you love can make you watch television for 4hours without volume, you already have the sound in your head .

 

[Numbisa]

*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
.
*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*

 

[kibule]

Hahaha, this had me on the floor.

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[kibule]

*Wife: Sweetheart, you're always drunk. You're spending a lot of money on beer*
.
*Hubby: You change hairstyles every month, you buy face powder and have your nails done every now and then, do I complain?*

*Wife: It's because I wanna look beautiful to you sweetie*
.
*Hubby: Same with me, l drink beer everyday because I only see your beauty when l'm drunk.*

Hahahaha


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[ramaitar]

*HIVI KWAMFANO UNAAMKA ASUBUH ILE UNATAKA KUTOKA NJE UNAKUTA HAKUNA NJE* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Utafanyaje??????

Ujue upo kaburini

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[Numbisa]

Diarrhea is like WiFi.when you approach the toilet,the signal become stronger and even before you unbutton the trouser the download is complete.

 

[Numbisa]

Dear ladies,replying to a text on time won't make you pregnant.

 

[Numbisa]

*Some girls will be Snoring like dragon while sleeping but when they wakeup they will rush to social media and post:* *"Wow! can't believe i slept like a baby"*
*Indeed, Baby Dragon*

 

[Numbisa]

Don't be a boring boyfriend. Sometimes just grab her wig in a public place and run while she chases you.

 

[Numbisa]

Africa is not going foward because we still have people who smell their armpits to decide whether they'll bath or not

 

[Numbisa]

Once you hear a Lady saying my child is my everything.
Just know that the father ran away.

 

[Numbisa]

my sister sometimes during sex you must cry like a cow:"moòoooo" just to show him you want bride price