Jitoe ufahamu tu utaenjoy nakwambia

[rajiih]

Ukitaka uinjoi Mapenzi basi we JITOE UFAHAMU TU...Ishi kama hakuna LOGIC duniani na usijiulize-ulize maswali kutaka kuchambua SITUATIONS na kujaribu kutumia Akili kwenye Mapenzi...Ukitaka kutumia Akili nenda kawe Mwanasayansi utusaidie Kuvumbua Dawa za Corona na Chanjo Za covid Uko...

Ukiwa Penzini au Ukiwa unataka kuingia Penzini kaziache akili zako LABORATORY zisaidie kukuza minyoo...

Kila mtu anataka MPENZI WA PEKE YAKE lakini kila mpenzi unayegusa unakuta JAMAA WALIPITAGA ZAMANI na hawana idadi...Na ukijifanya kutumia AKILI kumuuliza

"Umewahi kulala na Wanaume wangapi before me",Jibu lao huwa ni rahisi kweli...."Wawili tu yaani we ndo wa 3",Wakati kumbe wewe ni kijamaa cha 54...Ana MAEX 53...Mtu ana MAEX 53 atakuwaje MPENZI WA PEKE YAKO???

Ina maana wewe ndo unasugua na Steel Wire au?? Kashaguswa na kila type, Pingili za Mihogo,.Ndizi Kisukari, Tango, Tambi ya Jiko,
na kila type na LAZIMA mmoja kati ya hawa MAEX alimfeel sana japo IT DIDNT WORK OUT wakaachana ingawa deep down wana feelings za kimyakimya...Kuambiwa wewe UNAPENDWA haimaanishi hamna EX ambaye kila akimuona Anaget Wet!

Na MAEX wengine hawana huruma,hata wasipoonana Miaka 2, siku wakikutana Anaget Wet jamaa anapitisha Dekio,na atarudi home atakutext, "I love you babe mi ndo nalala, Nakupenda sana"

Ukiamua kupenda WE PENDA TU, ila ukitaka kujua yanayojiri ndani ya Penzi lako UTAWEKEWA DRIPU BURE...Shkamoo wewe hapo ambaye EX WAKO WA 36 kila mkikutana lazima mpashe kiporo japo unampenda mmeo..Shkamoo Sana...Mapenzi matamu sana

 

[ndege JOHN]

Mimi sitaki mapenzi Wala mahusiano tu.!

 

[raiswenu]

Inaumaaa, inabidi tu wazoweee

 

[park don]

UKWELI MTUPU,
Naked truth

 

[Carlos The Jackal]

Ndo sababu kila siku nasema, Usimpe kipaumbele Mwanamke !!

Weee Boresha maisha yako, akikuelewa mwelewe, MPE mapenzi kama yoteee ,mjali sawa na uwezavyoo , ila USIMWEKE MOYONI , ili siku akigeuka, asikuumize sababu Hukuwa umempa Nafasi.

 

[Kapeace]

Limekukuta jambo tena zito,,, ila na wewe uko nyuma ya muda idadi ya maex sio ishu siku hizi ni je marinda yapo??

 

[0ozg Tz]

Nachoshukuru kwangu mim sjawahi kumpata mpenz akanishka akil,mim huwa naonesha kumpenda mtu kama kurudsha fadhila pale napoona yeye ananitendea vyema.

Huwa nataman ila sjawah penda.

Kuna binti ni mzur na maisha yake yote amekuwa na bahati ya kukutana nawanaume wanaompenda sana na kumpatia hela nyingi sana.

Kwa jins anavyoish na mim mpaka huwa anajishangaa kwa jins navyoish nae kama sijal,akizingua namwambia ondoka,anashndwa kuondoka inabid atulie tu

 

[Mtoto wa tajiri]

Man down.. I repeat.. man down!! We need back up

 

[Kiti Chema]

Natamani mtu mmoja anielekeze namna za kudhibiti nguvu ya upendo ndani ya moyo wangu, yaani nikipata binti haijarishi amenipa mapenzi ya kiasi gani ila mimi nibaki kwenye msimamo wangu wa kiume kuto kuzama na kujisahau,
Nipeni mbinu, nimechoka kupigwa matukio

 

[Foxhound]

Man down.. I repeat.. man down!! We need back up

Next time say (Code red)

 

[Evelyn Salt]

 

[Chupayamaji]

Mcgumba wa Meena Ally kachoka sana.

 

[Heavy Metal]

Man down.. I repeat.. man down!! We need back up

You're right, God has been provoked!!!!

 

[DeepPond]

Mambo ni mengi, MDA ni mchache....

Big up mtoa mada

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[COMPTON BLVD]

Man down.. I repeat.. man down!! We need back up

"This is Eagle One, all units get to the extraction point, I repeat all units get to the extraction point. Over."

 

[Ty_Vigilante]

NO WOMEN NO CRY

 

[Flano]

Limekukuta jambo tena zito,,, ila na wewe uko nyuma ya muda idadi ya maex sio ishu siku hizi ni je marinda yapo??

Kwa hio tukikuta makunyanzi inatosha?

 

[Kunguru wa Manzese]

Sijawahi umizwa na mapenzi sio sifa kusema hivyo


Ila nadhani kununua papuchi sana ktk u teenage wangu ndio kumenifanya niwe na mentality ya kuwaona wote wauzaji wazugaji

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[Kapeace]

Kwa hio tukikuta makunyanzi inatosha?

Wahuni wanaulizia usalama wa marinda wewe komaa na idadi ya maex

 

[Flano]

Wahuni wanaulizia usalama wa marinda wewe komaa na idadi ya maex

Ila ua ukilikuta na marinda yake raha wanakaa