It Pays to be a Tanzanian

[2015ready]

A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

• He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

• He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.

Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?"

• He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.

A concerned fellow calls him aside and said;

• Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn't work.
• The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.
• And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

 

[Makaimati]

Mkuu umekula nini asubuhi ya leo?

Ni nzuri hii kwenda kukopea.

Ahsante, my day is made.