Inye ndo habari ya mjini

[Heaven Sent]

Unalalamika kuwa wanakunyanyapaa au?
Kama huna neema wala usijali coz here i am, hizo habari mi huwa sina...i go for flat screen...

Wewe sema hakyamama, yani nimedondoka bafuni haswaaaa, hiyo thread iliniumiza mnooo. What a miracle uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

 

[ERoni]

Wewe sema hakyamama, yani nimedondoka bafuni haswaaaa, hiyo thread iliniumiza mnooo. What a miracle uuuuuuuuuuuuuh

..tell me you are kidding, hata hivyo 'uliyeshushwa toka mbinguni' unaonekana mtam sana, sijui kwa nini nimewaza hivyo.

 

[Heaven Sent]

..tell me you are kidding, hata hivyo 'uliyeshushwa toka mbinguni' unaonekana mtam sana, sijui kwa nini nimewaza hivyo.

What if am not kidding uuuuh? Mmh baba katoto sijui vogue me ntajuaje kama ni mtamu au mchungu bana?

 

[ERoni]

What if am not kidding uuuuh? Mmh baba katoto sijui vogue me ntajuaje kama ni mtamu au mchungu bana?

hahaha...nimecheka asee, you are a good joker too... sawa bwana!
Ila flat screens ni tamu balaa, kama upo hivyo, basi na sifa zake unazo...
i'll be hunting you down, provided that you are available and ready to mingle..teh teh!

 

[BansenBurner]

Ila inye ikizidi sana inaboa..labda uwe na mb'o ndefu kama 9/10inchez hiv.

 

[Heaven Sent]

hahaha...nimecheka asee, you are a good joker too... sawa bwana!
Ila flat screens ni tamu balaa, kama upo hivyo, basi na sifa zake unazo...
i'll be hunting you down, provided that you are available and ready to mingle..teh teh!

Aaah afu vogue lako Lina machale Jamani, naona limeacha tu vumbi mtaa Huu teh. U can take the risk and hunt me down teh teh

 

[ERoni]

Aaah afu vogue lako Lina machale Jamani, naona limeacha tu vumbi mtaa Huu teh

hahahaha.. you're nuts asee..huoni ukanyamaza,

U can take the risk and hunt me down teh teh

Well, i will...but try to be gentle as am making the first move..pls..!

 

[Heaven Sent]

hahahaha.. you're nuts asee..huoni ukanyamaza,

Well, i will...but try to be gentle as am making the first move..pls..!

Hihihihi basi nanyamaza. I will be gentle mwaya

 

[Roger Sterling]

As mah man 'Ricky' explained in the Barbershop Movie, there are big a$$ women, and women with big a$$. I'm down with the latter.

Ikizidi hapo, hapana.​

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Ugonjwa wangu huo

 

[ukikaidi utapigwa2]

Juhudi zinazooneshwa na vijana katika kuwafikisha wanawake vileleni kama zingeelekezwa katika kuufikisha uchumi wao vileleni kwa hakika taifa lingekuwa mbali sana.....

utajiri bila mgegedo hauna maana

 

[Malyakishu]

worldboss, mimi sio mwalimu wa hivyo vidudu labda nikuulize wewe maana unaonekana una uzoefu na kazi yako

 

[Malyakishu]

Mchina siku hizi anapasuka vinabaki vidonda, bora tu kuridhika na ulichopewa

Nimeridhika mkuu

 

[excel]

Mhhhhhhhhh

maji au...??

lol lol.. Kuna mbinti mmoja wa kitanga aliniachia mbele, nikala wee, mwishowe nikashindwa kuomba maji ya kunywa!

teh! teh! Niliishia kusema mma! mma!..

 

[asakuta same]

Yawe makubwa yawe madogo , napenda yakiwa malaini na muonekano wa kimahaba.

 

[kabanga]

inavutia...

 

[Rene Jr.]

Kusema kweli wanawake wenye makalio makubwa hawajawahi kunifurahisha kimapenzi, napenda wanawake wepesi, mtoto mwili mdogo na kijishepu akivua nguo tutakesha!

 

[Valentina]

As mah man 'Ricky' explained in the Barbershop Movie, there are big a$$ women, and women with big a$$. I'm down with the latter.

Ikizidi hapo, hapana.​

Dadeki...mtoto mashalaaah!

 

[Roger Sterling]

Dadeki...mtoto mashalaaah!

Nani sasa, J.Lo au Mya?

 

[Valentina]

Nani sasa, J.Lo au Mya?

Huyo Mya