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A man went for a job interview with his wife. The man went in first and discovered that the preceeding questions were all the same with his. So when he came out, he told his wife all the answers and she crammed them. The answers were 1.yes
2.monkey
3.Vasco Da Gamma (u know what i mean)
4.Uamsho
5.HIV
but when the woman got in, the interviewer became interested in the woman and decided to ask her simple questions. He started "madam, the man that left must be ur husband". She replied..."mhmm". Then the man started..
1. Are u single?-the woman replied "yes".
2. Whats the name of your interviewer?
She said "monkey"
3.who would u say is the greatest comedian in the world?
She said "Vasco Da Gamma(kamtaja jamaa yetu)
4.who in Tanzania do u wish long life?
She said "Uamsho"
5.well, thats good madam, said the man. He asked bt what wil u give me in return, If I give u the job? She smiled and replied "HIV".​
 
Obama na Vasco Da Gamma walikuwa na maongezi mafupi
Obama:kwanini kwenye serikali yako kuna tume nyingi,tume ya ajira,tume ya kudhibiti ukimwi,tume ya kuchunguza mauaji
mbali mbali,tume ya katiba,tume ya utumishi wa umma,tume ya mawasiliano n.k, kuna tume zaidi ya 50.
kwenye nchi yetu hatufanyi mambo hivo,amerika hatufanyi kama nye.
Vasco :Usijali kuhusu hilo itabidi nikae chini ili niweze kuunda tume ya kujadili kuhusu mambo unayosema.
 
Mkuu Excellent upo juu kwenye hii fani.
Ngoja niunde tume ichunguze kwa nn tz tunapenda kuunda tume!
 
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mgodi said:
Mkuu Excellent upo juu kwenye hii fani.
Ngoja niunde tume ichunguze kwa nn tz tunapenda kuunda tume!
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mgodi halafu hiyo tume utakayounda kuchunguza kwanini tuna tume nyingi ikiharibu mambo nitaiundia tume
 
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tume pia iundwe kujua kwanini vasco anasafari nyingi za nje esp kwa bwana cameroun
 
nitaunda tume kuchunguza hizo tume zenu mlizounda kuchunguzana, halafu baada ya hapo nitaunda tume ndogo ya kuifuatilia hii tume nitakayoiunda
 
WAHEED SUDAY said:
nitaunda tume kuchunguza hizo tume zenu mlizounda kuchunguzana, halafu baada ya hapo nitaunda tume ndogo ya kuifuatilia hii tume nitakayoiunda
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teh teh teh kwa hiyo utaunda tume mbili?tume inasimamia tume lingine
 
Man KKK said:
tume pia iundwe kujua kwanini vasco anasafari nyingi za nje esp kwa bwana cameroun
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na yeye ataunda tume lingine kuhakikisha hilo tume litakaloundwa linafeli huo uchunguzi
 
wacha nitengeze tume ya kuchunguza mnayo post hapa.
 
Ngoja nianze na tume ya kuchunguza wapi Mkuu Excellent anapata haya mabomu yakuvunja mbavu za wananchi wasio na hatia pale pale walipo bila hata ya kuwapeleka kwenye kale kamsitu.
 
grafani11 said:
Ngoja nianze na tume ya kuchunguza wapi Mkuu Excellent anapata haya mabomu yakuvunja mbavu za wananchi wasio na hatia pale pale walipo bila hata ya kuwapeleka kwenye kale kamsitu.
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na mimi nitakuundia tume ya kuchunguza tume uliyounda
 
Muheshimiwa Spika taarifaaaa. Eeeeeeh mheshimiwa Spika nimesahau, mwongozo wa Spikaaaa...Mbona waheshimiwa wajumbe wanaunda tume tu hapa bana.
 
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