simplemind
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- Apr 10, 2009
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A teacher asks her class "If there are 5 birds sitting on fence and you shoot one of them how many will be left?" she calls on little johhny.
"None they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies the correct answer is 4 but like the way you think.
Then johhny says "i have a question for you, "There are 3 women sitting on bench having ice cream, one is delicately licking the side of ice cream, the second is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone, and third is bifing off the top of ice cream, which one married?"
The teacher blushing a great deal replies "well i suppose the one that gobbed down the top and sucked the cone"
Little johhny says the correct answer is the one with wedding ring on .........But i like the way you think!
GDay wana Jamii.
"None they all fly away with the first gun shot"
The teacher replies the correct answer is 4 but like the way you think.
Then johhny says "i have a question for you, "There are 3 women sitting on bench having ice cream, one is delicately licking the side of ice cream, the second is gobbing down the top and sucking the cone, and third is bifing off the top of ice cream, which one married?"
The teacher blushing a great deal replies "well i suppose the one that gobbed down the top and sucked the cone"
Little johhny says the correct answer is the one with wedding ring on .........But i like the way you think!
GDay wana Jamii.