Hii ni kwa ajili yako mwanamke

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

Siku zote mwanamke hawezi pata mwanaume aliye sahihi,,,.

1. Ukimpata handsome,,kichwa yake ni empty.

2. Ukimpata genius...yuko serious masaa 24 na wengi huwa hawako romantic , hawajipendi kihiivyo, wako rafu mno

3. Ukimpata tajiri...hawezi kukuheshimu full madharau, utamwambia nini wakati hela anayo bana.

4. Ukimpata mfanyakazi hodari na mtafutaji...hana muda wa kuwa na wewe..muda wote anawaza kazi na kutafuta maisha

5. Ukimpata mnyenyekevu...mfukoni huwa 0%.

6. Ukimpata anayekupenda kwa dhati...anakuwa siyo type yako..hana pozi zile unazitaka.

7. Ukimpata msomi..hasikilizi ushauri wako..anakuona Boya tu.

8. Ukimpata yule smart...ni muongo to the maximum... na player

So listen to your heart...[emoji173][emoji173], na shukuruni kwa kila jambo, toka anguko la Adam hakuna mtu perfect..hata wewe hauko perfect

Padri Mcharo · Sep 26, 2016

Only we Engineers are PERFECT.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

Chief Engineer said:
Only we Engineers are PERFECT.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

Hahahahaaaaaa!!!!! Nouma Sana kaka, umejimegea,

bigboss1 · Sep 26, 2016

bigboss1 · Sep 26, 2016

9.ukimpata mwenye ujuzi mwingii huwaibia wanawake pesa hapa mjini.

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

bigboss1 said:
9.ukimpata mwenye ujuzi mwingii huwaibia wanawake pesa hapa mjini.

Ahahahahaa

LadyRed · Sep 26, 2016

Ndo mana tupo nao bado..

yajutu · Sep 26, 2016

Bonge la ujumbe,kweli huu ni ujumbe wangu wa cku

mgesa · Sep 26, 2016

Mi nilipata mkaka ana kila kitu mwanamke anachotaka, dushe ya kuua mtu, hela za kutosha, mtanashati, elimu nzuri n.k ila alikua mkimya mpaka anaboa... Alafu ana aibu kishenzi! Kidogo tu kashajifunika, adi kulala alikua analala na boxer. Siku alijifunika shuka nikataka kumfunua nusura nile vibao...

NIMPENDENANI · Sep 26, 2016

Chamsingi nikuomba mwenyezi mungu akupe mwenye kheir na wewe mengine mbwembwe tuu...

Msukuma wa dar · Sep 26, 2016

Iyo namb8 itoe bana..

Patience123 · Sep 26, 2016

tinno criss said:
So listen to your heart... , na shukuruni kwa kila jambo, toka anguko la Adam hakuna mtu perfect..hata wewe hauko perfect

Hili ndilo neno haswaa....

Hakuna aliyekamilika kwa hali zote..
Japo namba 4 inanihusu sana.

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

LadyRed said:
Ndo mana tupo nao bado..

Ahahahaaaa

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

yajutu said:
Bonge la ujumbe,kweli huu ni ujumbe wangu wa cku

Umeona eehh!!

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

mgesa said:
Mi nilipata mkaka ana kila kitu mwanamke anachotaka, dushe ya kuua mtu, hela za kutosha, mtanashati, elimu nzuri n.k ila alikua mkimya mpaka anaboa... Alafu ana aibu kishenzi! Kidogo tu kashajifunika, adi kulala alikua analala na boxer. Siku alijifunika shuka nikataka kumfunua nusura nile vibao...

Duh!! Pole sana aiseee

tinno criss · Sep 26, 2016

NIMPENDENANI said:
Chamsingi nikuomba mwenyezi mungu akupe mwenye kheir na wewe mengine mbwembwe tuu...

Umenena kweli

Sokoro waito · Sep 26, 2016

Eti wanawake wengine wanapenda wanaume wakorofi kidogo, wapole kidogo, pesa nyingi ila awe na michepuko kidogo, duh wanawake bhana hawajui wanachokitafuta.

jay john · Sep 26, 2016

mgesa said:
Mi nilipata mkaka ana kila kitu mwanamke anachotaka, dushe ya kuua mtu, hela za kutosha, mtanashati, elimu nzuri n.k ila alikua mkimya mpaka anaboa... Alafu ana aibu kishenzi! Kidogo tu kashajifunika, adi kulala alikua analala na boxer. Siku alijifunika shuka nikataka kumfunua nusura nile vibao...

hahahaaa.... alkuwa mkono wa sweta nn?[emoji12]

Hornet · Sep 26, 2016

by the way we don't need full package.. half of it, is enough.

mgesa · Sep 26, 2016

jay john said:
hahahaaa.... alkuwa mkono wa sweta nn?[emoji12]

Wala! Alikua vizuri tu

Hii ni kwa ajili yako mwanamke

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