Hii Kali yake

[Uduvi]

Leo baada ya mizunguko msingi ya hapa na pale si nikaamua kumpigia simu shemela wenu wa zamani tukakutana sehemu nikamuomba game akasema Hataki kunipa gemu g house kama nataka gemu niende kwake basi kishingo upande si nikaenda ghafla kutahamaki sina jezi aka condom nikamuuliza duka liko wapi ili nikanunue iyo bidhaa akadai duka liko mbali nikameambia kwaiyo inakuaje sasa akasema tufanye hvyihvyo Mimi nikakataa nikamwambia kama ana jezi anipe tu tufanye mambo wala sitamfikiria vibaya ghafla bin vuu si akaleta jezi.nikala mzigo na kusepa ila nimeamini huu mchezo hutaki hasira u natakiwa ule kwa urefu wa kamba yako tu ukiondoka wanakula wenzako ila kwa kuwa najielewa wala sijamind wala nini.

 

[Nokia83]

Sisi wengine wazee wa dry tu

 

[Uduvi]

Mhhh! Kuuza mechi jau bro

 

[Trimmer]

Yani mlivyoachana ukadhani kuwa hatapata mwingine..? pole yako lakini kumbuka kuwa mapenzi ni sawa na kiti cha mwendo kasi unaposhuka anakaa mwingine, hapo ulikuwa umerudia siti yako tu (tena kwa bahati) kuelekea unakoenda..

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Kila nikikumbuka Ex-gf wangu yale mauno na miguno yake kwa kitanda lazima Mkurungu udinde na huwa naishia kupiga nyeto kagoli kamoja....

Ebana eeee.. Nani kasema kula kiporo ni ujinga... Kuna viporo vingine vitamu, mfano kisamvu kilicholala....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng

 

[Bacary Superior]

viwanda vya mapenz mkuu kashanikisha

 

[Jurrasic Park]

Aiiii unaenda kwa shemale duhhh wanaume wengine hatari huogopi utageuzwa kama chapati

 

[kabanga]

Sawa.....

 

[Bonny]

Hiv kumbe ma xyz wepesi namna hii

 

[Nokia83]

Hiv kumbe ma xyz wepesi namna hii

Mtalaka hatongozwi unashika mkono tu

 

[griffin2]

Kwa kweli mambo hayo mi yashanishinda ninapoacha nimeacha siangalii nyuma.

 

[Bonny]

Mtalaka hatongozwi unashika mkono tu

Ngoja nirudie zama basi

 

[Valentina]

Hivi mkifanya na ndom mnaenjoy kweli?

 

[Mr.Junior]

Hivi mkifanya na ndom mnaenjoy kweli?

Wewe huwa hutumii?

 

[mwanaume suruali]

Ben saanane kashapatikana??

 

[Roger Sterling]

As ironic as it sounds, I don't trust broads who keep condoms around.